Silly Ribbit! Treks Are For Kids!

Some of you may remember this from long ago, on another matchup site, but then again some of you might not. This is posted in memory of Bruce, AKA Words Of Wit, from one of those previous sites.

It's been lovely here on the lily pad the past week or so. The temperature's warming up nicely, and there's a better selection on the menu. Servings are larger, too.

The brochure said something about great opportunities for meeting women, but so far it's been rather disappointing. You'd think that living on the shoreline of a lovely river in the Midwest would be a great attraction to the opposite sex, but nothing yet. Ah, well, it's still early in the year...

I've been told more than once that I am "charming," but after a few seasons I've come to realize that it may have more to do with my wardrobe than what's inside. More than one lady has commented on what a cute "green back" I have. I never realized that so many girls had a thing for BACKS, tho...or the color green! Am I missing something? Does that Kermit guy know something that I don't?

Some of the ladies seem more than just a little bit interested in my table manners...at least that's the impression I get. Every time I reach out for a tasty morsel, one of you always comments on how far I can reach with "that thing," and there's always a look on your face of....admiration?? Shock?? Disbelief?? Not to be a spoilsport or anything, but those wouldn't be considered appropriate table manners in MY corner of the pond...

Admittedly, I'm not much into material things, but I DO have this rather cumbersome trophy. It resembles a spiky high heeled pump, and it should go with just about anything in your wardrobe, since it's clear. It's a size 13 according to the mark inside, so its owner will have no trouble identifying it. (I'll know HER, too...judging from the size of those skis!) I thought about putting it on Ebay, but it's obviously used, and let's face it--who would buy an unmatched, used, extra large slipper from a guy like me? I've thought about using it for other things, like a champagne dispenser, but the last thing I need is Athlete's Tongue, or extremely bad breath. Not that my usual cuisine hasn't done that for me already...

I'm considering moving south into warmer climates. You know, weighing anchor, floating the log downstream, and cruising the Ohio or even the Mississippi...like the kids in that Mark Twain book. They say those Cajun frogwomen are HAWTTT!!! They're said to overlook the occasional warts, too...

I'm still wondering why I bought into this scheme. The old lady who gave me the brochure seemed to be in a bit of a hurry....seems she had a shiny red apple that she had to deliver to some other poor sap. Some chick with SEVEN boyfriends. Imagine!

So anyway, that's the news from my pad. If any of you has the match to this, er, artifact, or would be interested in taking it off my hands, give me a yell! Guess I'll map out my travel plans to Nawlins....them Cajun babes really appreciate a good line!

Rrrribbbbitttt!!!!
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I remember WOW and his pal Sawduster. Both are gone now...
May he R.I.P. sad flower
I remember Bruce and his pal Sawduster, (Mike), they even lived together for a short while.

Bruce used to call and was planning a trip to FL to meet a few of us, however one day he quit calling and emailing only to find out he passed. I'm guessing it was suddenly.
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I'm a quiet, intelligent guy who seeks to meet the same (in a woman, that is). I have an understated sense of humor that might catch you off guard, but you'll soon catch on to the way my humor works. I enjoy 1960s and 1970s popular and rock music, an [read more]

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