Thanks Google
So I'm currently at a coffee shop and enduring the presence of two obnoxious human beings and the louder of the two is apparently ah...transitioning. I put in my ear buds and play some loud music to drown out the distraction but you know what? f*ck that! I was here first. I'm not bothering anyone and furthermore, I'm a paying customer when these two freeloaders are sucking up electricity and WiFi at the coffee shop's (and customers') expense.To satisfy my anger with being subjected to mundane and "gay" blather from these bottom-feeders, I start typing hateful words into Google with the hope of getting a search result that will make me feel that I'm not alone in my angst or better yet, make me laugh.
I was Midway into my query when I started typing r-r-t-a-r-d-e-d and then Google suggested the word I wanted was r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d. Thank you Google for (in)correcting me...and making me laugh.
This story has a happy ending too. The bigmouth just happened to be saying that "her" response to loud people is "excuse me, but would you shut the f*ck up" which gave me the perfect opportunity (the profanity being reason enough) to retort with an emphatic "Excuse me, but would You shut the f*ck up!"
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