Scottish Obituary

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

The Editor informs her that there is a charge of $1 per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the Woman's thrift, the Editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all Obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read:

Fred Brown Died ... golf clubs For Sale!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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^rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing just got to laugh

Happy new year jim
Copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

cowboy
A good laugh my dear friend.rolling on the floor laughing
"Poor Fred"

"And He Hadnt Even"

"Been Planted In The Ground Yet!"...............detective
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