Scottish Obituary
A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.The Editor informs her that there is a charge of $1 per word.
She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."
Amused at the Woman's thrift, the Editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all Obituaries.
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read:
Fred Brown Died ... golf clubs For Sale!!!
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