I'm building a wall
....and Mars is going to pay for it. Well not immediately because it's not populated or anything, but in like 243 years after it's colonized by tax-paying, genetically-modified human/ferret hybrids.Also, with the money saved by not paying useless park rangers, we can afford more tax breaks for the 0.1 percent. MAGA!
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I don't think a vote comes with that sweet deal - although I dunno. Half the country doesn't use theirs, maybe I could buy one.
Wohl.
Wohl...
MAGA!
Mexico send a $15B cheque to DC. problem solved
I'm impressed with non-americans who do seem to get what is going on in this country along with their nuanced English language skills and I'm sure that some of you wish that Americans would reciprocate by paying more attention.
The world doesn't revolve around the USA...and especially if you ask a member of the Flat Earth Society.
Having said all that, I'll try to keep the snark less obscure for the dim-witted Americans who have no clue what's going on anywhere.
china wasn't one country, but lots of tribes
Mongolians used to invade them all the time
better now?
You could copy design
"By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the Moon, and it will be American,"
Get the grills and fireworks ready, because that will be an occasion to celebrate.
Next Time: A Real-World Space Lesson
I think you've nailed it, BD.
(Except that would be the Biglier Fence.)