I'm building a wall

....and Mars is going to pay for it. Well not immediately because it's not populated or anything, but in like 243 years after it's colonized by tax-paying, genetically-modified human/ferret hybrids.

Also, with the money saved by not paying useless park rangers, we can afford more tax breaks for the 0.1 percent. MAGA!

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Gee, I'd vote for you but as a future illegal immigrant I expect to haul in $5K a month, a condo, a car, 3 American citizens as full-time servants, and never have to work a day in my life again. The land of milk and honey, that's what I'm heading for!

I don't think a vote comes with that sweet deal - although I dunno. Half the country doesn't use theirs, maybe I could buy one.

dunno
Wohl.

Wohl.


Wohl...
It will be the best wall and since Mars will be paying, I'll spare no expense. It will be made with the ground bones of journalists and democrats and FBI directors and encrusted with diamonds.
MAGA!
hey, no worry

Mexico send a $15B cheque to DC. problem solved
I'm building a ladder snooty
Great! Walls were made to climb! laugh
I'm realizing that this site is more geographically diverse than I had initially assumed and feel the need to apologize for my USA-centric blog post(s).

I'm impressed with non-americans who do seem to get what is going on in this country along with their nuanced English language skills and I'm sure that some of you wish that Americans would reciprocate by paying more attention.

The world doesn't revolve around the USA...and especially if you ask a member of the Flat Earth Society.

confused

Having said all that, I'll try to keep the snark less obscure for the dim-witted Americans who have no clue what's going on anywhere.
comfort
makes on think, was the great wall of china built to protect China from intruders or was it to protect the world from chinese wink
when the China wall was built

china wasn't one country, but lots of tribes

Mongolians used to invade them all the time
okay methuzelah- Trump is building a wall to protect the World from Americans
better now?grin
much better.
Build the wall with nancy pelousy on the other side since she fights harder for illegals than legal immigrants and americans
The Chinese wall is fantastic you could see it from the moonpeace its lasted for ever and brings in revenue too grin

You could copy design laugh
Gingrich offered his vision of an ambitious new space program. "By the end of my second term," Gingrich said, "we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American." The crowd erupted in applause.And he was just getting started; by 2020, he said, there would be regular flights to Mars..Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich is telling the people of Florida about his plans for a permanent base on the Moon, and suggesting it may be possible for the satellite to become the 51st US state.
"By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the Moon, and it will be American,"
I can see you've been watching Colony badly. Actually a wall to keep people in LA from escaping to other states wouldn't be a bad idea.
In that moment, the word “Independence” will designate the time when humankind became an interplanetary species.

Get the grills and fireworks ready, because that will be an occasion to celebrate.

Next Time: A Real-World Space Lessonprofessor
Tell me more about those human/ferret hybrids, if you can ferret out that information. laugh
They have sharp teeth and they smell funky.
Bump

dancing
And I am going to build a ladder to the Moon and Mars is going to pay for it also. snooty
I lost my one way ticket to mars when the company went bankrupt.......blues
Dispute the charges on your CC
Good idea........laugh
Actually Chinese wall wasn't build by Chinese or whatever people lived there before Chinese.. Slavic sanskrit is very interesting to read.. our history was changed and falsified so many times..
El Chapo will pay for the wall. banana
The wall in China might be 'great' and visible from space but my wall will be BIGLIER so those future Martians can see what they paid for!
I want another wall, between Canada, and USA.
The Biglier Wall of the USofA. rolling on the floor laughing

I think you've nailed it, BD.

(Except that would be the Biglier Fence.)

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