I adopted a liberal
I have a pet liberal....Yeah I have to confess. I found one I felt sorry for and kind of adopted it, probably because it wasn't very smart. I named it Soupy. It was a very short little liberal, homeless, no pedigree....a mutt. But like all well meaning new owners I tried to teach him new things, to behave, to listen and learn, and not to pee on his own feet. Now Soupy wasn't really as stupid as he was illiterate, but he wasn't really gifted either despite what he purported to be. He kind of over amped his background, but unfortunately when he opened his mouth he blew his cover. In short....he was just that....short.
Now we all sometimes bite off more then we can chew, and Soupy wasn't any different, he was dumb and naive, but determined to be finally accepted. But then he found his bone to chew on, and it was a BIG bone. He found a guy that suceeded where he had failed. He was a real estate tycoon, HUGE, a billionaire... and poor Soupy, he couldn't sell an igloo to an eskimo in the same town in his very short real estate career. Worse yet, this guy had women out the ying yang. Poor Soupy couldn't get laid in a female penitentiary with a fistful of pardons. And he was experienced with women....after all, he was on fifty dating sites and he had a profile that he made up that was really impressive. It just wasn't right, him being a liberal where he was owed a BIG government living.....He'd been a visiting Professor at Harvard, he had a PHD in biology, he was a professional softball player in a co-ed league, and he was a big entrepreneur....he made plastic jewelry that he sold at international kiosks and was a renowned photographer....of
to be continued...
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Anyways, life is good Mic, what about you? Of course you are in paradise. Florida today must be about 45 to 70 degrees, isn't it?
It's very cold here. With wind chill factor, supposed to go to -50 to -55 F here for the next 4 days! Never have seen it this cold here in Wis. Stay warm!
Check the 'Events Calendar' for Milwaukee.
EnvironmentAl Gore is likely holding a Global Warming Symposium...
Too funny...
I refer to some clueless males when it comes to empathy as the tin men...still trying to find a heart...lol...
He makes it unmistakably clear the 'Regressive' 'Bigoteer' Left is NOT Liberal
Can't wait for part two.
I am curious. Jim it is very cold here where I am at. Schools are closed and the airport is suspended too.
BTW you miss the explosive wacko that invaded Z's blog today. Wheewww Miguel, these sickos must be having a heart attack just reading my posts. This wacko directed all his evil rant at me. lol..read my last post of Anti Trump, you get what I mean.
This may be of some help:
Who cares?
Onward and upward folks.....stay conservative......
Forever and always.
You adopted a liberal and then your liberal went missing.
You accused the mods of stealing your liberal, but then they pointed out your liberal was exactly where you left it, in your old house, cwtched up in its basket patiently waiting for you to come home.
The reason for this reprehensible liberal neglect is because you'd forgotten you'd moved house.
I think perhaps you need to stop casting aspersions about other people's intellectual capabilities and powers of reasoning, before this event becomes a CS legend.
Just sayin.
The mods told us.
If you carry on claiming how much more intelligent and knowledgeable you are than everyone else, this will become a CS legend.
You pounced out of nowhere, jumped up and down having a major tanty....the mods appeared, gave you quite the dressing down. You disappeared for a while and you finally realised you weren’t in your original profile and limped back, hoping no-one would notice, but we ALL saw it!
Gave me a chuckle, that did
Sorry
Here, have some love
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