So you get bored one day

and you create a Tinder account and you begin swiping locally. Your age range is broad. 22 - 55 years old. Who knows, you may get a like from the unexpected. Suddenly..,

You encounter several rather revealing photos of your neighbors very pretty 30ish wife. Her caption is, 'married and bored and I want to discreetly have sex with someone else.'

The correct thing to do is?
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Ken,

Get over there. Meet and greet her.
What the heck? If you don’t, someone else will.

Besides, we all only live twice. cheers
Give me her number

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Ken, after you finish your ' Tindering ', you better change your profile pic from unsmiling to smiling lol
Tell him his wife is the town bike......rolling on the floor laughing
OB your main squeeze will not like it, that is if she were the jealous type and wants a monogamous relationship. Just saying Old.wave
Ken should have been 'NO WRONG"

Sorry about the typo.
Swipe right.

If you saw her profile, she will see yours.

If she swipes right you can message each other, and you can point out that to post such photos of an app that operates on local contacts is going to raise a lot of eyebrows. She's either terminally stupid - in which case she will thank you and hastily change her profile - or she wants to create an issue in which case she knows exactly what she is doing.

But she sounds terminally stupid to me. laugh
I don't think Ken is really looking for our opinion on how to act.
He is big and bold enough to make up his own mind on such things laugh
On the contrary Elle, she probably wasn't thinking that there are neighbors of hers that are member of the same site. What is tinder, anyway" (pardon my ignorance, CS is the only place I am active ever since I joined the web world).

Now granting that it is the same as CS, there would be no difference on having your neighbor looking at our profile, isn't it?

Does tinder allow such a provocative pictures, then maybe she is so smart to do exactly what is called for on that site. Maybe? The thing is not because the woman is terminally stupid, the question of Ken is what is the right thing to do? Isn't it?
Ahhh, I don't think so Molly. Question like this pops up when he is either soliciting for his approval and or maybe just want to intrigue our responses.wave
I am going back to bed guys. See you later. I would be so interested as to how Ken's question gets answered: What is the correct thing to do?
The correct thing to do is?

Avoid Tinder. The majority of profiles there are fraudulent.
There speaks a man of experience laugh
For one never responding, you seem to have an interest and quite an imagination about these things.. laugh


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Molly it was the proximity bit that I really liked - when I was looking at profiles it was also easy to see by their headings or even their names what language(s) they spoke, I didn't have to open every profile to read it, and I thought it worth a shot. (Manuel, left, Paco, left, Jesus, left, Simon oh hello? read profile) May yet pay off at some point but what I'd really like is one for friends where I could therefore see women as well as men laugh
You left-swiped Jesus? wow

I'm sure String has a YouTube video to save your soul laugh
lol....where is Ken? I would be so anxious to listen to his response on all our diversified opinions. Where are you Ken?????
I hope you didn't walk to your neighbor's lure? Yay yay yay. I hope you are safe Ken..rolling on the floor laughing
Swamie...wave
Yepo Swamie, Whewww it is minus 23 in the Mid West where I am at the moment. Col....brrrrr.... Are you in Hawaii at the moment? Send us those warm Pacific breeze, will you?cheers
Linds PSSSST Did you forget what I said Yesterday Referring to your comment above?
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It was the truth ok I don't forgetwave
Wow Ken I got fooled big time. Way too much nowadays that don't just add up. But Smiley is the smart one. Got me fooled alright. I hope it made you giggle if not outright disdainful at our polarized take on your gig.
Well I thank you for that. Yeah some folk make some wild assumptions. Nothing in the original post said it was about me or my neighbor. It was merely presented as a what if scenario to see what answers popped up.

I feel the answers tell us a lot about the core personalities of the people responding.

We see responses ranging from jump on it, to leave it alone. We should perhaps draw conclusions about those saying they would and those saying they wouldn't.
It is fully international, to be best of my knowledge - certainly big in Europe and when I haven't logged in for a while it isn't possible to get through the entire list of profiles in the 50-70 age group - considering it is an app aimed at younger users, the mind boggles at how many there would be in that age group

Even in the 50-70 there are many torso shots with, um, tight-fitting swim trunks ... left, left, left. There are profile pictures of statues, seascapes, glasses of wine (married or hideous? no matter) ... left left left. And there are names like Jean-Claude, and Bjorn, and Dieter, and Peter, and those are the non-Spanish living in Spain and yup quite often they too want to hook up but with French or Scandanavian or German or English-speaking ex-pats. Every now and then, one in thirty, one in fifty, there's some lonely old dude who thought hmm this could be a way to meet people who speak my language, whatever that language may be, in a sea of Spanish.

There are a surprising number of lonely old Americans living in Spain. I shall now skip those profiles as well, knowing they are, no matter what they may say, purely in it for the hope of a passing bonk.
That fascinates me that it is a rival to CS and International. I never even thought of searching more than 10 miles until now.

I am of course new to Tinder. My S daughter told me to try it. The clerk at the 7-11 told me to try it. The deli manager at the supermarket, the mechanic at the Pep Boys (an auto mechanic chain), the waitress at the club, they all told me to try it. I did last month. LoL, I am horrified.
Like nearly anything free to singles, it is crammed with chancers. But who knows. All that advice you got, maybe they are right, you are wrong, and there's one person you might otherwise not have met ... only need one

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There are also some YouTube videos up about horrible Tinder dates. My favorite is the cute woman whose profile says come and sleep with me so I can stab you with my butcher knife while you are pleasantly dreaming. Er, nope,, not that one. banana rolling on the floor laughing
When did 522 get a Sheetz anywhere near Winchester? LoL Other streets sure, but not that one. 1989 I drove there 4 days a week on 522 from Berkley Springs W.Va. sure turned left towards Leesburg Va.
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Sure here's A pick. As you can see the Red (C) Was a Coffee Stop.
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But that's been a long time ago. After you left Sheetz back then turn Left. There was A seven Eleven on the left? Cheapest place to buy Smokes buy the carton. Back then/
you get bored one day

next day you would be happy
Ken
To now backtrack and claim the answers reflect the personality of the writer

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Just an observation you seen very versed in the tinder app and lifestyle if you have found the S&M section to your satisfaction

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Nice to see a new pic Mr Ken applause peace head banger
Of course Ken, I was so curious to see how it would have fan out with you thinking that it was a real story of your boredom situation.

Anyways, no biggie. You made me charged with emotional anxiousness and led to anxiety but I am not blaming you for anything at all. As I mentioned it was a very calculated exercise on my part and also I mentioned a relief for the terminally frustrated posters about the inundated political blogs that they so much complain about.
Ken

Maybe if you start posting your
shooting range again
this could be a least boring site?
Good idea. It is snowing so this is a perfect day to make a video about an Artillery Luger with snail drum in honor of the events 101 years ago.
artillery Luger? What's that

a real po8 Luger?
An artillery Luger with 32 round magazine and accouterments

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This one was made in 1917 by DWM.

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Do what you think is right.
Hi Ken..
Why do you still feel the need to join Tinder when you're already accompanied by pretty woman wherever you go?

Hey how is Ginger? Herby?
Ginger and Herby are doing well. Snoring softly right now in fact.

Yes, there is some truth in what you ask. However often there are days when no one accompanies me and I do need someone here to clean the house for me or provide companionship in the wee hours of the morning. It is true someone offered to do that only a few days ago, but like you that particular person is on the wrong side of the oceans, and not currently able to come visit. Still I make do with what is available, when and if it is available.
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