just to lighten the mood
A guy walks into a bar and sees three large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, this got him curious so he asked the barmen about them, so the barman explained ...'well, sir .. if you can jump and manage to slap the meat then you get free drinks for the rest of the night, but if you miss you have to buy drinks for everyone in the bar for the next hour .. you wanna try ? '
The guy thinks about it for a few minutes then replies ...
' I think I'll pass ... the steaks are too high'
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"You Would Know How To "Top" A Car?"....................
"Just Delete It Altogether"...............
Hey - It could happen!
Caesar walks into a bar...
Caesar - I'll have a martinus.
Barkeep - Don't you mean a martini?
Caesar - If I want a double I'll order one.
Caesar walks into a bar...
The barkeep sets up a frothy pint for him...
Caesar - I didn't order that. What is it?
Barkeep - Ale, Caesar!
Two men walked into a bar.
The 3rd one ducked.
A baby seal walked into a club.......
I'm a jumper. Taken many a missed hit. And paid up. Many many times.
Friggin do it again too. So much good fun was had.
Pity bout the other side
What do you get
A crack .
To get some OINKMENT