just to lighten the mood

A guy walks into a bar and sees three large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, this got him curious so he asked the barmen about them, so the barman explained ...

'well, sir .. if you can jump and manage to slap the meat then you get free drinks for the rest of the night, but if you miss you have to buy drinks for everyone in the bar for the next hour .. you wanna try ? '

The guy thinks about it for a few minutes then replies ...
' I think I'll pass ... the steaks are too high' wine beer
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Comments (14)

No gentleman should slap meat in a bar. scold
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Hello Rubyredd wave Its nice to see some humor on the blogs, thumbs up Thanks
that was funny
Thanks for your comments ... and I'm glad you liked it .. thumbs up peace
Cute joke.laugh
"I Was Wondering Miss Ruby...If"

"You Would Know How To "Top" A Car?"....................detective
"Sorry..... To Have Entered Your House"

"Just Delete It Altogether"...............detective
Three Irishmen walked out of a bar.
Hey - It could happen!

Caesar walks into a bar...
Caesar - I'll have a martinus.
Barkeep - Don't you mean a martini?
Caesar - If I want a double I'll order one.

Caesar walks into a bar...
The barkeep sets up a frothy pint for him...
Caesar - I didn't order that. What is it?
Barkeep - Ale, Caesar!

Two men walked into a bar.
The 3rd one ducked.

grin

cowboy
World's shortest joke...

A baby seal walked into a club.......
sad

cowboy
Oh no rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing head banger head banger rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
I'm a jumper. Taken many a missed hit. And paid up. Many many times.
Friggin do it again too. So much good fun was had. peace
Pity bout the other side barf rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
If your an egg dunno
What do you get laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
A crack rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .
Why did the pig go to hospital dunno dunno
To get some OINKMENT rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing peace
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Monaghan, Ireland

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