Smitten by the "site" of you!

Have you ever run across someone on this site who is just too good to be true. You approach cautiously to avoid falling in too deeply, too quickly, but low and behold you just can't stop yourself! You think about them constantly and work becomes drudgery as you cannot wait to get home to your computer to continue your fantastic journey. But are they indeed too good to be true? Only time and honesty will tell! So what can you do to deal with being "smitten by the site?" Well, honestly, I don't really know. Each of us is a different creature composed of unique DNA and having experienced our own special life events. However, I suppose that we do share something in common. We are human beings and as such could benefit from some similar interventions to keep us on track. Here is the start of a list that may be of help and I look forward to other cs members using their creativity to add to it!

1. Drink pleanty of water. This will allow you to remain hydrated and better able to think clearly although you may make more frequent trips to visit the restroom.
2. Eat your vegetable. Doing so is not only healthy but will keep more cows, chickens, pigs, ducks, ocean dwellers and other kind and loving creatures alive and much more happy.
3. Eat more meat. Heck with the above mentioned creatures. A good medium rare t-bone steak sounds pretty good about now.
4. Remember to set the garbage out for collection. Being smitten may interfere with normal household duties. If you forget to carry out this function for very long it will be doubtful that if the one you are "smitten with" ever shows up for a visit that they would stay any longer than what it takes to turn around and hail the nearest cab.
5. Get some sleep. Notice that I didn't say much sleep; just sleep. Of course falling asleep will be difficult for you to do because you are indeed "smitten" However, not sleeping at all will rob you from those wonderful REM dreams that will, of course, cause you to become even "more smitten".

Okay ladies and gentlemen, I have begun this process and now it is up to you to continue it. Please only respond to this blog if you are indeed "smitten" since people who are "unsmitten" simply won't be as much fun to interact with!

Submitted and open for constructive rebuttal....