Funny Turn

The man at the check out next to mine at the supermarket last Saturday had a funny turn recently; I know that because I heard his wife telling someone. I was glad she wasn’t my wife; I wouldn’t like my funny turns to become public knowledge. For an habitual eavesdropper like me, supermarkets are good places to indulge the habit. Many is the time I have taken longer than necessary to come to a decision about which washing up liquid I most like the look of in order not to miss vital information being exchanged between chatting shoppers, mistakenly thinking they are having a private conversation.

I find women's conversations are the most interesting. Men usually just talk about work or sport, whereas women seem to be more interested in things of a personal nature. It can be quite an eye opener. I often wonder how many thousands of husbands there must be up and down the country under the delusion that their embarrassing medical conditions are family secrets.

If I see someone I know when I am shopping, I usually dodge down the next aisle in order to avoid them. I can’t see the attraction of prolonging my shopping trip by wasting time nattering, but I appreciate those who can.
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Bit like the blogs as apposed to the forums ..

professor
I trust what I hear in the supermarket far more than what I hear on either the forum or the blogs, Crest.
.... code brown in aisle 3

rolling on the floor laughing
A quick google enquiry tells me that a code brown refers to a hazardous spill, Crest. Or in this case, a hazardous spilling of the beans. uh oh
The laundry items and dish washing sections are also good places to strike up conversations with that pretty lass making a purchase.
I.e., "Excuse me, I never tried (insert product name), is it any good?"

After the talk wander away, then 10 minutes later try again with a different lass. You should be averaging at least one home (or mobile) phone number each 3 - 6 conversations. What happens after the date with her is of course dependent on how much class you have. :)

Noting also this works in the strange vegetable section too.
Good evening, husband tip hat

Well, if I am part of a couple, you've got to make it legal snooty

I really don't hang around supermarkets.
I get in and out as quickly as possible. Kinda the opposite of what I want in a man.
Is this advice based on your own experience, Ken? I seem to think I've heard of supermarkets having singles shopping days but it sounds a bit distracting to me. You'd be bound to forget to buy some essential item or other.
I must not eavesdrop ever again.rolling on the floor laughing
Maybe shop with my ear buds in. dancing
I don't like shopping.

I don't want to hear other stories.
I don't have a husband to talk about.

It sounds like i'm cut above the rest. banana
So there has to be something interesting in there to keep you from getting out too quickly? writing
But, ash, what if you were to miss hearing something scandalous that you could later go on to write a blog about?
All this time I thought, funny turn, was well ...nevermind.rolling on the floor laughing
Ash, you mean a left bend? grin
Her husband's " funny turns."
Let's just say...
I can't.
My sides still hurt from laughing
at Molly's comments.laugh
Kinda? rolling on the floor laughing
You must know someone whose back you can talk behind, LaFonda.
Oh, molly. sigh
A 'funny turn' can mean any number of things, ash; probably even whatever you are thinking of. uh oh
This is turning into a ménage à trois heart wings


Practically fodder for another blog grin
That's okay with me, molly, as long as I'm one of the trois. wink
The blog owner is automatically one of the trois.

Dems the rules.
I likes dem rules, molly. thumbs up
Fixed it for you harbal.laugh
Hi Harbal
I am like Molly. Supermarket has never been my favorite place to hang around. I get in, simply buy what I need, and then out.
I'm only a troll to those who deserve it, Miguel. A bit like Robin Hood.
I don't like shopping either, Kal, that's why I look for something to entertain myself with while I'm there.
Nobody said he was on top of you at the time laugh
Molly,

actually I was asked a few times what will I do if something like that happens...I guess he just wanted to know if I can save his lifelaugh
thumbs up

How does it work, though? Do we all gather at the perfume department and undo the top 3 buttons surreptitiously to show we're ready to take part? And - top 3 buttons of what? Blouses? Jeans? Too embarrassing if we tried to include someone who really only wanted to discuss her husband's vasectomy. uh oh
Crazy, I'm sure you'd manage the kiss of life wink
I expect they would charge you for unbuttoning the first two buttons, Biff, but the third one would be free. There would probably also be special offers worth keeping an eye out for. wink
Molly,

I can manage some kiss of life but Id rather not be in that position
No i don't talk about people. I talk to people.

Yeah, the reaction is the same. They get mad, don't talk for a while then they start talking again.

I can adjust to any situation, and don't hold grudges.

I never like gossip or gossipers. frustrated

Today they don't call it gossip, it is call "sharing information." laugh
I think your blog took an un-funny turn harbal.professor
Dont blame me Miguel moping
well, Miguel is here, we can still have fun, the more the merrier...laugh
and then we danced
I'm not fussy where I eavesdrop, Fay.
I think this might be as good a time as any to go to bed.

Night Harb.

Drop by crazies blog before you head to bed....incase the two nannas here have killed all south of the border!!
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