Service Animals 2
I'm unable to rely on my sense of smell which Is unfortunate since I'm simultaneously suffering from a gastrointestinal disorder. The severity of said disorder can best be detected via the quality of the gas I'm producing which I can't distinguish due to the olfactory malfunction.My doctor has suggested a trained service dog as a companion to alert me to a potentially serious problem. Based on the information I've been given, it would work something like this:
Popcorn fart; one bark.
Corned beef and cabbage fart; two barks.
Bean and lentil casserole fart; three barks.
Noxious rotten egg and vinegar fart; roll over and play dead.
Comments (11)
So far, so good.
The Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals may have an issue with the service dog .
Uh oh...this could be a problem.
Or not care either way ...
Not replying to comments does tend to mean fewer will bother to leave any, since many of us are looking for mild banter and to make a chatty comment to someone and be ignored is, as in real life, a bit discouraging.
So those in search of chat go to chattier OPs
JMO, btw.