Pleasant surprise!
I lost my set of house keys.
Called every place I have been to see if they found any keys. People would have thought I am a total nut.
Nevermind!I am not worried about the keys but miss my tiny gorilla in the key tag.
I don't think any fool will try to enter if they found out it's my keys.
Sooo..
If you have keys to my house, how would you surprise me without freaking me out?
Don't be an idiot and cuff yourself to the bed in a candy thong.
