How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to codeGerman Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone from the dark and checked to make sure no-one is still inside, or has taken advantage of the situation
Labrador – oh, me me me! Pleeeeeeze let me! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Oh pleeeeeze please please please please!
Australian Shepherd – first let me put all the light bulbs in a circle
Jack Russell – sure, I’ll pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture
Pointer – I see it, there it is, right there
Greyhound – it isn’t moving, who cares?
Rottweiler – make me
Dachshund – you know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Golden Retriever – the sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve our whole lives in front of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Poodle – I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry
The cat – dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
How long before I can expect light, dinner, and a massage? (Not my own, but it made me laugh and I found one or two personalities oddly familiar)
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That stray cat who's adopted me is now in charge of the dog!
He sits on his blanket..eats his food...and even chases him off!