Who should I hate today?
Whether it's the media, politicians, or self-interested shills, there always seems to be someone trying to influence my opinion and to persuade me to choose their 'side'.Everywhere I turn there's someone trying to tell me what is good and what is bad, or worse, who I should hate. One has to be careful though because sometimes those people are dishonest, and have slimy, dark agendas. You know who you are ...
Anyway, when it comes to being genuine, who could I trust more than a dog? Yes, a dog! No apparent agenda aside from the occasional con for a doggie treat, I can rely on a dog to objectively point out good and evil and to steer my disdain in the proper direction.
So far and by following the dog's intuition, I've learned that pigeons and mourning doves are intolerable and that I can't trust people on bicycles or skateboards. When it comes to real contempt though, no one is more deserving than the gardeners with leaf-blowers and weed whackers.
But when it comes to unadulterated hate and where to focus blind rage, there's no clearer target than the mailman!
This is Tess, and she approves this blog!
Comments (34)
The person in front of you in the 6 items or less queue at the supermarket, who can only move her groaning trolley by brute force
The youngster who parked in the last handicap parking spot and bounced into the supermarket grinning
The little dog that barks until 4 in the morning about a block away from me? If enough of us send hate waves maybe its owner will let it in. You know I'd do it for you.
The mailman (hey, dogs always Know)
I only have so much hate to dish out. If I tried to hate everyone it would be diluted to mild annoyance.
I need to conserve and focus my hate like a laser on one person at a time and I'm counting on the dog to sniff them out. I'm all but certain that she'd snarl and snap at a few folks here.
hmmmmm....you could be right....perhaps better to move on the paid dating site
Otherwise this blog is worthless
I presume you wouldn't have to go there under normal circumstances, unless you were a tourist .
Huge crowds would do my head in.
Does this look like the face of a liar?
I won't be able to put it off for much longer.
Tess is really a peach but nothing gets the hair on her back standing on end like junk mail!
That is what lies behind the hate speak.
The ignorant are goaded and prodded. It's some bloke nudging you in a bar and whispering into your ear, ' you see that bloke over there, he doesn't like you'. How do you react?