sweetladydi
sweetladydi
Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada
Mar 2019
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CUTE BUT FUNNY

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" questions the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"
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Bluesky60
Bluesky60●Marysville, Washington USA
Mar 25, 2019●12 Blogs●683 Comments
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Smart joke.banana
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timotie●Peshawar, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Pakistan
Mar 25, 2019●65 Blogs●1,214 Comments
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Respected SweetLadydi. angel
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