Vaping...

I was told by a nurse practitioner that it’s considered smoking because of the nicotine.

Okay, so be it.

I’m not quitting because of that. So I’m a smoker. It’s better than being a falling down drunk in my opinion. Which I made a sport of not too long ago.

I still managed to keep a job in the midst of all that.

But today my sister caught me side by side on the road with my pipe in my mouth...

Will she tell my parents?

Who cares. I’ll tell them that I smoke now if they ask. I’ll also point out though that I’m treating people way better because I quit drinking. Also, myself.

I smoke because I have way too much anxiety.

What are you anxious about? My dad would ask.

Yes, what could I be anxious about when I have everything...

Right.