Advice to scammers

If you are serious about convincing me that you genuinely are Christine from Manchester, recruit a fluent English speaker as your accomplice.

Comments (39)

How much is she paying? writing
But Herbie...if it were not for the scammers you might not get any email at all?
dunno

So..stop being so fussy! professor
It isn't even necessarily a she, molly.
Fair comment, daniela. sigh
Manchester isn't far. Insist on a meeting. Hide the car, though in case she turns out to be a ravishing dumb blonde, you can have it washed and ready for the second date.
Har, not a she?

You are getting very fussy alright roll eyes
There hasn't specifically been a Christine from Manchester, Bif, dumb, blonde or anything else. But there have been numerous English roses from ordinary English locations who find it difficult to construct a fluent English sentence. Call me cynical, but...................
I lower my standards for no one, molly. Luckily I don't have the bar set very high. drinking
Har, I got a vision of you limbo dancing under that bar
In that case, molly, you will have no objection to me having a vision of you limbo dancing, too. wink

Oh my, molly, is that really the appropriate dress for limbo dancing? wow
Har, from experience I know that excess clothing gets snagged wink
Here's to a snag free experience, molly. wine
Oh, the inability to put together a sentence doesn't make someone a scammer. Blame education for that sigh
There are other clues, Biff, you can kind of just tell.
And, on cue, fresh in two minutes ago. This punctuation free example is from a "Californian".

ask her how much clothing she wears while limbo dancing.

I do get similar. Sometimes I ask questions and they seem quite taken aback.

Sad passing of a Nigerian fella was reported on FB today, the police have found 15 billion quid in his apartment, poor man has been trying to give it away for 15 years and no-one would answer his emails.
They are just too obvious, Har.

No fun moping
I would so like that to be true, Biff.
They seem to have no sense of humour at all, molly. There's no banter or anything once they realise you've sussed them.
Play with them so. Get value for money from them grin
I do play when I'm in the mood, molly, but there isn't much mileage in them.
Darn it.

But people say i have an English accent. laugh
I have my fair share of scammers too but they’d miraculously disappear when I asked for money grin
MiMi laugh thumbs up good one.

Yep you have to laugh grin
Red wave

You should try that yourself too!! laugh
Never thought about it until your suggestion. laugh laugh But what would happen if they sent some rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Then share it with me!!! rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I will I will hug
Thanks in advance blushing

hug bouquet
daears
Scammers run away from me confused
I only asked them questions about them confused
It's wonderful to be able to scam a scammer head banger
WhatYouHadAndWha
I've been to England a few times. I reckon, it's not like the picture you present does not exist. I mean, I'm not a native english speaker or anything, but I've seen you got a problem with peeps moving there and not wanting to adapt to the language / customs.

PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.
If they wanna convince me they can send me some money for a change......roll eyes
M4 applause

Here! MiMi has got some loose change for ya! grin


"Harbal:
from ordinary English locations who find it difficult to construct a fluent English sentence. Call me cynical, but..........."

Unless they are from yorkshire then english is their second language

wink
thanks mimi...im gonna treat myself to a virtual coffee now......wave coffee laugh
M4

This cake would go very well with your coffee



wink grin
You've got a point there, Blue. thumbs up
yes...virtual coffee and cake always go together mims.....laugh
How about if they send you an email asking to chat to start a friendship .

Second message they send there number , saying they want to video chat , because they are afraid of being scammed .

They want to verify .

Scammed of words scammed of the conversation ?


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