The original Sin
It was a sunny day in the garden of Eden... (every day was a sunny day in the garden of Eden)Adam was having a short power nap ...to recharge his batteries ,apparently, doing nothing all day long is very exhausting .
Eve was about to make a fruit salad but she didnt really have cutlery ,so on the scene comes the snake ...( drums in the background )
The snake was very envious because Humans had hair ...in different places ...and as God didnt give her any ,She approached Eve with a sharp blade ...
Here you go Eve, use this to cut fruits for your salad... and while we`re at it,you know, you could actually use a bit of a trimming ,that bush between your legs is not very stylish and i know that Adam will give you a standing ovation when he see`s your smooth meow-meow
Eve, being a Woman,said, oh my God, thats so kinky ..fook the salad, lets shave it off ...
The disturbance in the force woke up Adam ,he looked around ,spotted Eve ,bush-less and said ``holy shit lets put some aftershave on that``
As soon as aftershave touched Eve`s meow -meow 'She started screaming so loud that God jumped off his big armchair ,dropped his remote controller and run in to the garden -You two plonkers, what did i say about screaming? Get out of my garden...
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The bible according to Dedo
You should write a different story every day for us.
but this isnt the end of this biblical story
Biblical... Bible, which actually means Ze book ( say that with a German accent ) is not only a hysterical testament ,its also a guide book ,how to live your life, lives for those with multiple personality disorder and of cause, this story comes with a pinch of wisdom aka lesson to be learned
My dear ladies , dont shave your huhas ...or if you already did, dont put aftershave on it, walk it off,rub some dirt on it ... and what ever you do, dont scream
Lesson for Guys ...Duct tape -we dont want to upset the Lord again
You`ve been smelling at the wrong end, again
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Dedo is well used to that.
lets just pray that the Women here dont use hair curlers ...downstairs
If this is Eden, it is probably a fig tree.
Don't talk about things like that. It can only get complicated.
And it sounds like a new excuse. 'Sorry, I'm in curlers.'
This is not definite but I'm sure I read somewhere that apples were out of season at the time.
Except y-fronts, which should never have been in season in the first place
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Thanks. There is nothing wrong in applying about shaving cream right?