The original Sin
It was a sunny day in the garden of Eden... (every day was a sunny day in the garden of Eden)Adam was having a short power nap ...to recharge his batteries ,apparently, doing nothing all day long is very exhausting .
Eve was about to make a fruit salad but she didnt really have cutlery ,so on the scene comes the snake ...( drums in the background )
The snake was very envious because Humans had hair ...in different places ...and as God didnt give her any ,She approached Eve with a sharp blade ...
Here you go Eve, use this to cut fruits for your salad... and while we`re at it,you know, you could actually use a bit of a trimming ,that bush between your legs is not very stylish and i know that Adam will give you a standing ovation when he see`s your smooth meow-meow
Eve, being a Woman,said, oh my God, thats so kinky ..fook the salad, lets shave it off ...
The disturbance in the force woke up Adam ,he looked around ,spotted Eve ,bush-less and said ``holy shit lets put some aftershave on that``
As soon as aftershave touched Eve`s meow -meow 'She started screaming so loud that God jumped off his big armchair ,dropped his remote controller and run in to the garden -You two plonkers, what did i say about screaming? Get out of my garden...
