Van Allen`s bellt

The year was 1972
Van Allen was a biker ,rough ,tough and wild ,he loved bar fights,whiskey on the rocks , loose Women and poetry .
One night he got in to a fight with the local Sheriff and had to flee ,he got on his Harley and headed to Tijuana but he couldn`t speak Spanish to save his life .After a few days hiding in some cheap motel, he wrote the lyrics `` I shot the Sheriff ,but I didnt shoot the deputy `` , a year later, Bob Marley recorded that song ,but he never told the story where he got the lyrics
Van Allen was bored to death in his room so one night he wanted to go out and have some fun ...as he couldnt speak Spanish, he asked the guy at the front desk `` Hey Man how do I get to a bikers bar here ``
Hombre here s what you gonna do ,drive straight down the street for a mile , at the crossroad ,stop and ask `` Donde estas bar de Maricon`` and the locals will help you find it
Van Allen found the notorious ,what he thought, biker bar and stepped in ...

The bar was full of big , hairy Mexicans dancing and drinking ...
Welcome Signore ,would you like to have a drink with us ...he couldnt refuse...
The next morning, he woke up in an alley ,pain in his butt,200 pesos in his pocked and no belt ...wow
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doh doh I can never hear that song again without that picture in my nut rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
yeah? okay sorry laugh
I,m gonna shoot you dedo laugh laugh
and miss on all the wisdom im sharing ?laugh
All good questions and my next blog will reveal some of the best kept secrets of the universe professor
D - did that inspire another song, 'Hotel Tijuana', that was later sold to the Eagles ?
Original lyrics included......."Welcome to the Hotel Tijuana,
any time of year, they can find a drunken rear."
laugh laugh laugh
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
Dedo, I bet maricon is one word you will never forget cool
Molly i has a perfect memory
A few days ago , my mother askes if my son has called, I said no,why
she said you should call him, dont you know what day is today?

after doing some thinking I asked, Is it my birthday? -No
Is it my son`s birthday?-No
Is it my daughter in law`s birthday? -Noooo
Its their anniversary laugh
Dedo, lots of husbands don't remember their own anniversary. Not to mind expecting the father to remember it laugh
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