Speechless
The Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the Driver?Boring...
Boring...
Both the Driver and Bert are sitting at a small town bar on a Tuesday night. The Driver turns to Bert and says, "this sucks." Nobody was in the small town bar except those two and the bartender. The Driver with analyzing every damn thing...analyzes the situation. Bert, if we are going to be at a bar spending money on drinks, why don't we do it with some women around? Bert turns to him with a large grin on his face...speechless...
Let's go...south.
An hour later they are there.
Plenty of women here Bert...the Driver says.
After talking with many different ladies, the night ends.
Bert and The Driver are sitting there...she walks up...would you guys like to tip me for my dance. The Driver, "of course." ...grabs a dollar out....
The Driver in the next thing closest to love looking at this beauty has to ask..."what nationality are you?" I am Cuban and Hispanic, she replies. What are you? I am French and Canadian. She turns to Bert to ask him his nationality while she was only standing there with her sexy panties on....Bert was again, Speechless.
Comments (38)
That is one heck of a great story! I can’t believe my ears!
Did you write it, or did The Driver write it?
Did they spend more than 35 dollars
I need an ice cold shower to cool me down after that video with the yora-peen blonde!
Jim...from what I hear, you had to be there to see it.
Isn’t times like this that you wish you a girlfriend?
Here have a few of these
I think you need a massage.
I gave up on finding anyone special. Too much problems in the past.. I tried doing all good, but they find faults anyway. Like you say, it’s partly my fault.
If I’d been an abusive mean @zzhole, I probably would have had lots of successful relationships by now.
First, that would be impossible.
Second, you would turn into a doormat for her.
Third, she will be gone from you as soon as she can when somebody is offering her better.
There is always better out there.
Just be wise of women and choose wisely.
Until then, enjoy being single.
First, that would be impossible.
Second, you would turn into a doormat for her.
Third, she will be gone from you as soon as she can when somebody is offering her better.
Now, you know why I’m staying single.
You never know, a team can go from worst to first. The Kurt Warner Rams did it.
Vegas operates on the dollar bill Robert....not pop cans though.
Actually apartments, housing for 55+ people is better there than many places, cost wise and amenities. Cool.
as a side note Robert,
Are canned peaches still a good source of something healthy to eat...I mean with all the syrup sugar they are in...i think that alone defeats the health quality they normally have.
Busy day tomorrow. I’ll let you know what happens with the move or not.
Have a cool fun night. Thanks for the fun blog and replies.
Remember the ole saying, “Fiction is stranger than truth.”