Speechless

The Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the Driver?

Boring...

Boring...

Both the Driver and Bert are sitting at a small town bar on a Tuesday night. The Driver turns to Bert and says, "this sucks." Nobody was in the small town bar except those two and the bartender. The Driver with analyzing every damn thing...analyzes the situation. Bert, if we are going to be at a bar spending money on drinks, why don't we do it with some women around? Bert turns to him with a large grin on his face...speechless...

Let's go...south.

An hour later they are there.

Plenty of women here Bert...the Driver says.

After talking with many different ladies, the night ends.

Bert and The Driver are sitting there...she walks up...would you guys like to tip me for my dance. The Driver, "of course." ...grabs a dollar out....

The Driver in the next thing closest to love looking at this beauty has to ask..."what nationality are you?" I am Cuban and Hispanic, she replies. What are you? I am French and Canadian. She turns to Bert to ask him his nationality while she was only standing there with her sexy panties on....Bert was again, Speechless.

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Robert, this is for you in case you have an extra 1:52 minutes on your hands.
Wow! Johnny,

That is one heck of a great story! I can’t believe my ears!

Did you write it, or did The Driver write it?

Did they spend more than 35 dollars laugh
Johnny,

I need an ice cold shower to cool me down after that video with the yora-peen blonde! grin
I’m speechless uh oh
Photos would truly enhance some of the blogs on here. grin
laugh Robert...yes, the Driver wrote it, I just translated it. rolling on the floor laughing

Jim...from what I hear, you had to be there to see it. laugh
Yes Robert....almost two hours of top hits music there. thumbs up thumbs up
The thing is Jim, Robert is a nips guy...and hers were only sticking out a half inch. doh
from what I hear. laugh
laugh Actually Robert, I was listening to it while I was practicing some pool, the music isn't half bad....don't get me wrong, the beach scenes were fantastic also. grin I remembered your beach story...figured I would share that with you to bring back some memories with the beer drinker you brought on that date.
Johnny,

Isn’t times like this that you wish you a girlfriend? professor
Isn’t times like this that you wish you HAD a girlfriend?
*Bert
20 dollars, I tip my haircut lady that much because she rubs against me when she cuts my hair. laugh
Sheesh! Johnny, cool down. I was just kidding.
Here have a few of these beer beer beer

I think you need a massage. laugh
Actually, you are right Robert...I could use a massage. laugh ...A $35 wouldn't be bad either. laugh
Johnny,

I gave up on finding anyone special. Too much problems in the past.. I tried doing all good, but they find faults anyway. Like you say, it’s partly my fault.

If I’d been an abusive mean @zzhole, I probably would have had lots of successful relationships by now. doh
On a related note, NFL football camps start tomorrow. head banger
The new bottom line Robert...you don't want to be with a woman who does not appreciate you for being you. If you are constantly trying to bend over backwards to please her.....


First, that would be impossible.
Second, you would turn into a doormat for her.
Third, she will be gone from you as soon as she can when somebody is offering her better.

There is always better out there.

Just be wise of women and choose wisely.

Until then, enjoy being single.
you don't want to be with a woman who does not appreciate you for being you. If you are constantly trying to bend over backwards to please her.....

First, that would be impossible.
Second, you would turn into a doormat for her.
Third, she will be gone from you as soon as she can when somebody is offering her better.


Now, you know why I’m staying single. dancing
Raiders are going to be on hbo’s Hard Knocks.
Robert, a trip to Vegas would not be a bad thing for both of us. head banger
Lots of action in Vegas. I may be moving there. Just waiting to see what happens with certain things right now.
Johnny,

You never know, a team can go from worst to first. The Kurt Warner Rams did it. cheering
Yeah, it gives us hope I suppose. moping laugh


Vegas operates on the dollar bill Robert....not pop cans though. thumbs down mumbling
Robert, wouldn't that be a good city to move to if you won the lottery for over $350 million? They say you cannot buy love...but it don't hurt for anyone to try anyway. dunno laugh
Johnny,

Actually apartments, housing for 55+ people is better there than many places, cost wise and amenities. Cool. cool
If I go there, come visit when the Raiders play the Lions in the new stadium.
That does sound cool. thumbs up thumbs up


as a side note Robert,

Are canned peaches still a good source of something healthy to eat...I mean with all the syrup sugar they are in...i think that alone defeats the health quality they normally have.

dunno
tickets should be cheap Robert...nobody wants to watch either team. laugh
Alright, I gotta get going now. I gotta dream tonight of ladies I’ll never have a chance with. doh

Busy day tomorrow. I’ll let you know what happens with the move or not.

Have a cool fun night. Thanks for the fun blog and replies. cheers
35 dollars? If it’s more, just write a check.laugh
You get bored Robert....watch the music I provide a link to. grin I am with you...dreaming is cheaper and causes a lot less emotional traumas. rolling on the floor laughing
good night cheers
Hmmm I don't know if this ending is a cliffhanger or what. laugh I am not going to speculate who is the driver and who is Bert. Quite obvious. tongue
Hello Usha, I am happy you recognized the ending for what it was. laugh Be careful with who you think the Driver is and who is Bert. grin

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(dramatic music). Who is the real Driver? Who is the real Bert? Who is the real Johnny? Who is the real lady with only shorts on? uh oh

Remember the ole saying, “Fiction is stranger than truth.” wow
Only time will tell Robert. laugh
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