A dream what I had
I had a very unusual dream the other night:I was a peasant or serf, or something like that, toiling away in the fields. Then the lady of the manor rode up on a big white horse and ordered me to strip naked. Well what could I -a mere serf- do but obey. So I striped; whereupon she commanded me to lay upon the ground, dismounted, and proceeded to spread me with butter. The lady of the manor then also striped off her clothes and started writhing about on top of me. That is when I awoke. Now, almost a week later, I still can’t make a sandwich without getting an erection.
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Salted or unsalted? Grass-fed butter or cultured?
We gotta know these things, yanno
Hooooooooooooober
Sounds like Uber!
You know what dreams are like, MiMi, it never occured to me to ask the type of butter. Although it could have been margarine for all I cared.
Although Art loves them and I’ve been trying to get him to switch to butter.
I might.....just might make the margarine disappear from the fridge one of these days!
I hope I shall be able to spread butter on them without thinking of you though, Hoob
I like to make as much as possible of the food I eat. That way I know exactly what I'm eating.
Just not on scones
Now, I want to