took me 30 years to realize

Just getting back from taking a small trip....nothing significant to talk about...but, along the way I bought a pack of new socks. You know that little plastic thingy that holds them together...well, I just realized that you don't need to break that to get the socks loose. One side is designed a little thinner than the other side to allow it to bend and pull through the sock. It only took 30 years to realize that...unless it is a new design. hmmm laugh


no feminism again. thumbs up grin
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...maybe even longer than 30 years, but I don't want to embarrass myself. conversing
Good show, man. I'm proud of you.grin
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Thanks Cat....I try. laugh


cheers
Hallelujah.

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Hopefully you didn't run around town crying euraka.laugh laugh
laugh Usha....I never had time to do that yet. I just discovered it moments before posting this blog. rolling on the floor laughing
Okay Johnny, you had your eureka moment here. Please don't embarrass yourself further.doh laugh
K....I have to head out folks....enjoy the ground breaking discovery. :)

wave wave wave wave wave
Just don't wear those socks with sandals, Johnny, no matter what your eureka moment professor

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Thank you Usha for the wise advice. I was thinking about going out and getting a tattoo too. laugh
Socks and sandals might be the next new fad Molly. laugh

....don't be a hater. rolling on the floor laughing tongue
I've never had an easy to extract from sock plastic thing in my history of separating socks. One either uses scissors or runs the risk of snagging the sock's precious threads with said plastic or cotton thing by pulling it apart with brute strength! Thanks for the tip though, it was obviously worth your 30 years of 'sockvolution' and research! laugh
Hello Fior...up until this most recent discovery, I was in your shoes too. laugh You are welcome for the discovery, I am hoping to win something for it. laugh
Johnny,

I guess the ole saying rings true,

“We learn something new every thirty years.” cheers
Hello Robert,

The old saying is as true as the driven snow. laugh

What was your last 30 year discovery?
Robert, I think I discovered last night that one of my friends might be outright out of his mind. laugh laugh

True story too.
Heck, that’s me.. out of mind.. out of alunumum err aluminum cans too. doh
Johnny,

One of my past girlfriends gave two pairs of socks, she bought them at the swap meet. When I washed them, one sock on each pair shrunk or got big. Therefore, I was left with two good socks equalling one good pair.
The newest 30 year thing I learned?

You can take any bottled water, label it with a catchy name, and sell it or four times the price.

Fer instance, who wouldn’t pay 5.99 for a bottle of Love Water? drinking grin
Johnny? You still here? Oh well, remember to flush the toilet and spray pine scented air deodorizer in the bathroom when you’re done in there.

Anyways, you know, last night I stayed up late, playing with it all night..
.. the TV remote control grin
Sorry Robert...my electricity went out for some time. No, I am not talking about you losing your mind. However, you might have been drunk though. rolling on the floor laughing tongue
Well Robert, with your sock story there....you might want to lay of the drugs. laugh
Nice Robert. thumbs up I think you got life by the short and curlies. Anyone in their right mind would pay that for love water. smitten
Johnny,
I wasn't drunk. I don't drink.. much. I was just half tired or gals asleep... with a kickstand
or half asleep
...lol....a driven man by frustration?
Robert...


I think so. Would you?laugh
For frustration, I recommend Heavy Drinking.cheers
nothing wrong with a 32 year old student, but typically a little old for that title. Is there something more than what I am getting here? Robert...you are up to something.
For frustration Robert....

The doctor says: a big toy box

a cat house visit

and a little anticipation

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I’m just trying to work “learning new positions” in 30 years , into this blog. rolling on the floor laughing
Robert....be careful with all that stuff.... we need you to be around
Johnny,

I got a blog later this week that you may like. It’s about how people flirt or not.

I sthink you might like it.grin
brilliant Robert....

Now you are catching on. The 30 year new position announcement.
I don't know how to flirt. Hopefully you share some tips Robert. thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
perhaps share how you play a woman's body like a musical instrument. laugh (just heard that)
Johnny,

I know you and the Driver and Bert
You all know how to flirt

Those past GFs of yours didnt get tattoos with your name on them for nothing.

And here on CS, you got all the ladies coming to your blogs. You’re popular with the ladies. beer
Well, CH invited you to the Philippines, and Usha invited you to her spot, whatever that means. confused

You’ve got lots of ladies who like you. With me, they run away or ignore my blogs. Sheesh! doh
Robert....as long as you like your blogs....that is all we can ask for.

I like mine....even if it is just me on them....I don't expect anyone to be there are not be there....things are what they are.

....I guess my blogs are a genuine reflection of what I truly want to blog...I guess....
Robert...maybe you should write a blog about something that took you 30 years to realize. rolling on the floor laughing tongue
like a spoof blog of minelaugh



......wait.....

I have seen that before. laugh grin
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