How to wash a cat.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and put 1/8 cup of pet shampoo in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and sooth him on the way to the bathroom.
3. In 1 smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and put down the lids. You may have to stand on the lids.
4. At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises. That's just the cat's way of enjoying the process.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. Provides a power wash and rinse.
6. Have someone open the front door to your home. Make sure nobody is in the way of the path from the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back behind the toilet and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the bathroom and streak right out the front door and dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and cat will be sparkling clean.
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Reading this about how to give a cat a bath brought back memories of when I was a little girl and my late mother had caught me dunking one of our baby kittens in the toilet tempting to give it a bath.grin
My little "eating machine" called Sandy, fell into the bathtub once and was out in three seconds flat, no make that two seconds, but for the rest, she has never had a bath and trusts me, she smells goooood wave wave wave
Willie your plan of washing a cat is funny none the less wave wave wave
That sounds more like cat torture. dunno
I have to try thisrolling on the floor laughing
Clever boy...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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