The Price One Pays

Florida living in the winter is absolutely like paradise. All the reptiles snooze through winter, that's really nice.

But you pay the price when it is not winter here, it is a taste of hellish HOT, not that it isn't hot anywhere else but here it is hot, sticky, wet and yicky then add the reptiles who like that weather.

Now add the damn hurricanes that like to visit often leaving us without power for days on end.

Yep that's the price one pays to live in a winter paradise. My morning walks with Lucy, my little gator bait makes me be a very alert person now. I walk along the canal watching for those damn gators, I'm so alert to the canal I forget to watch straight in front of me. I caught myself doing that so now I'm even more alert to look straight ahead first then monitor the canal as I walk. I do get to see other less disturbing wild life like turtles and birds, the bugs are so LOUD it's like walking in a scary movie.

Oh the price we pay.
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hmmm

'Fess up, Fay.
'You don't work for the Florida Department of Tourism.
Right dunno

cowboy
Fay, you are RETIRED now. You are no longer anchored to one location.
My suggestion is to do what I do.
Spend the winter in Florida and the rest of the year elsewhere in cooler locations.
You are free to "roam the planet". cheers
Jim, my parents failing in health has me tethered here for awhile. I've spent many years living elsewhere in this country so I'm hoping to get the opportunity to do just that, move around.
hmmm

Ummm....Fay?
Do you get seasick? If so, how bad? sick
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cowboy
P.S. -
How 'bout the li'l shark baits? Seasick?
Errr ... I meant Gator baits, of course.
laugh

uh oh

cowboy
Not sure about seasick. I've gotten seasick before but there is meds for that so it didn't last long. Other people getting sick is what makes me sick.
Yep I don't speak fluent porcelain anymore.
laugh

Talking to Ralph on the big white telephone scold

cowboy
Ralph and I broke up long ago. Thankfully.
Excellent. EXCELLENT!!
grin

cowboy
I've only been to Florida (St. Petersburg) once and for Thanksgiving. It was too humid for my liking then, so I cannot imagine liking it very much at all in the summer.
UnFayzed ~ I envy you living in Florida but as you say, not in Winter, how long does your winter last.
Sorry but I have a hellish phobia about snakes. Because, except you buy one in a store, there are none.
There will be soon as the pets that have been dumped /abandoned by heartless owners that don't want them anymore are now living and coming in to people's homes looking for food [not an every day occurrence but it did happen enough times for the ISPCA to appeal to people to bring their reptiles in to them if they can't keep them,as the raised temperatures in the soil [Global warming] means these creatures will live in the wild.

As for Gators... nope. I think if you are brought up in Florida and other countries where there are snakes you get used to it, know which ones are venomous and know where the Gators are but the hurricanes are pretty awful there too.
But, UNfazed, would you like to live in Ireland, so much rain, wind, misty dark grey days, hard to make plans as summer is not blue skies for 3 months, it is the odd day or two or a week of sunny weather and then rain and heavy showers.
Having said that, we don't usually get very cold Winters, or very hot Summers but I doubt you'd give up your sunny climate?
professor
Travel planning tip for petite Irish women with a hellish phobia of snakes -
There are no venomous or massive constrictor serpents in the Bahamas happy place

cowboy
In winter we only get a couple of cold days maybe lasts three days in a row and just a few times does that happen in the winter. We also get a slew of yankees coming south for the winter. Winter is nice, no hurricanes and the reptiles go silent. The rest of the year beware.

I could live in Ireland's environment in retirement with no super hot or super cold days. My heart is left in Seattle where is is misty rainy all the time, I loved it as it made for beautiful scenery.

Mic do you believe in the pythons now? I thought you were cracking jokes that they weren't in south FL? Those daggum snakes are moving north.

Come on people buy more gator and python clothing, purses and shoes. Create a demand
Allrighty then, carry on.
Miclee ~ Gawd Redheads can be cruel too. How could anyone touch those huge gigantic pythons. Surely you'd have to keep your doors and windows shut ? Oh it's coming up to cooking time here and I don't feel like food. My phobia is now worse. thanks.
grin thanks Seriously, although I don't share Freud's theory on women and snake phobia s. I really do have a bad phobia since a kid. Thanks anyway miclee.
PS ~ It's a myth. Well that's a relief. innocent wine
But what about those small sneaky ones that can in behind book cases and cushions and .... Good Blog.
I paid a high price when I attempted to relocate to FL as a 20 year old with a young wife and a baby. For about 6 months we lived with a friend in Pinellas PK while I tried to find a halfway decent job. It was quite a shock to learn that I'd be lucky to get a job pumping gas for 40 hours a week for $40.00 only if I was extremely lucky to even find such a job. The lady at the state employment agency told me that 1500 people a month come to FL with the same idea and 1495 of them wind up going back home. It's no wonder the pay scale was so abysmal down there. I'd left a good job as an auto mechanic making $2.75/hr. with group health ins and 2 weeks paid vacation. Remember this was in 1960. My MIL arranged 2 non-refundable plane ticket for us to return to NY and we stayed with her for a couple a weeks til I found a job ($100/wk) and an apt for $75.00/Month. I remember my wife's grandfather commenting "He must be worth something if someone is willing to pay him a hundred a week ." God, was I really that dumb back then?
I've been in some of those areas where rattlesnake is occasionally on the menu, gg.
I've never been in exactly the right place & time to give it a try.

From all I've heard, it does taste like chicken

Other foods containing mercury & other such bad stuff.
True.
But python - at least those in Florida - are like waayyy off scale laced with the stuff...
Like five TIMES wow more than other critters one is cautioned to avoid.
One source claims it's in the league with tailings from heavy metal mining.

Seriously -
A croaked off python might literally meet the legal definition of Toxic Waste.

Hope you're enjoying your lunch!
giggle

cowboy
Where do these Pythons get this Mercury you say they are infested with? Do you have any links to this phenom?
The very definition of IRONY -

"...in their native Southeast Asia, Burmese pythons are listed as 'near threatened', in part because of the pet trade. And the United States is a major importer, having brought in an estimated 99,000 of the animals between 1996 and 2006."

doh

cowboy
Unfayzed ~ I just heard your weather forecast. I really hope it is not as bad as has been forecast.
Stay safe. Take care. hug
Unfazed ~ I presume you are stocked up well for the storm. Do you have a strorm shelter [I've seen parts of U.S. have them ]. Also something to cook on and another form of lighting when the electriciy goes? I would have thought that Florida and places that get very bad hurricanes would have an alternative.
This is supposed to be a strong one, but I guess you are climatized to it. wine
iMiclee ~ Very sad scenes behind the Wizard of Oz. I knew that poor Judy G. was given slimming tablets and on a rigorous diet and on uppers and downers. They really did treat actors as disposable items.
It's very sad and I don't think I could watch the film again.

As for the snake phobia, weird thing is, seriously, I would try some rattlesnake steak but not if it had the skin on it. If it was just white meat I would give it a try. Weird as that sounds.

Going now to do my Saturday weekly shop. Grey dark dank clouds outside, with quite a bit of wind, [well I do live high on the mountain even though it's all been ruined with a rash of busy roads and apartments. It's during summers like this, and even worse winters that I wonder could I live in a warmer climate and risk the wrigglies.
Hey Fay!
Great News! Here's the solution to the exotic species python problem...
The exotic cobras eat them -

Yes. REALLY!! Problem solved applause

And guess what?
Cobras can be found in Florida trash cans - one's own private lethally venomous python exterminator...

Can't beat that, eh?
grin

gg might be getting used to the pythons - maybe eating rattlers, even!
Those cobras will trigger ophiophobia sure as hell.
She won't go near a trash can for weeks, I'll betcha!

giggle

cowboy
I remember Nova Scotia in the winter. That was a horrible experience for me. My decision is heat over cold anytime. That's why I'm a Miami guy.
I'm not good with extremes - it was too hot for me when I visited my family this summer on the continent and I don't miss the deep freeze in winter.

Not too much summer in Ireland this year, but overall it's a climate I like.

Stay safe with your 2 little buddies UnFayzed. wave
If you trip and fall down while walking the dog and not paying attention, then when your ankle sprains or breaks, the one who will be gator bait will not be the dog. That has happened at least twice this year already with strangers finding a poor dog on a leash whimpering at the water while happy alligators in the water finish off the corpse of the woman who wasn't watching where she was walking.. Don't be a statistic. Watch where you walk.
Re: Ken's vid.

The woman got eaten & the dog's fine.
Welll...like, DUH doh

If someone gave you a string with a chicken wing on one end & a beef roast on the other, which would YOU go for?!?!

This ain't rocket science, y'all!! scold

cowboy
Leaving the phone to avoid distraction.
Good thinkin' Fay thumbs up

You might consider bringing along another fashion accessory on your walks...

cowboy
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