Never A Dull Moment In The Blogs.
by CatfootAround here, Western Cape, South Africa
Sep 2019 2,251 Views 110 Comments 1 Likes
Chat had toasted English muffins, Dung… oops sorry I meant Dongg make girl laugh, Unfayzed is going with the flow, 1_Spectr is on a ‘Save-The-World’ crusade and missChelli wants to be happy ever after.
On the other side of the Atlantic Lojac failed to update his diary for a few days while Caprikious appears to be the expert on lies and deception, Nice2meetyou informed one and all about their civil rights, Robrt told us what he observed while walking in the park, BadlyDrawn is exercising his right arm to bear, Miclee warns us of the impending doom, Itchy is in disagreement, and one can only hope that Chat does not go needling everybody once he’s found what he was looking for in the haystack.
Back in England
Hoober announced his intentions not to announce anything, Oldie is searching for a lost love, Willy did a survey on suicides, Faveer declared his availability to all girls, Agentbob brought us a badly drawnwritten SciFi screenplay – or so he wants us to believe; methinks it is a coded message, Faveer tried to get a foothold in the local drug trade while a confused Batman feels out of place.
Willy stated a fact about ASSumptions, Moelle has a pain in the knee where it is not fatty, Yonic is confusing reality with a dream, Daniela explains the perception of perfection and Pedro entertained us with two very interesting polls. All these on page one, free of politics, religion, or death notices… and then we still have Molly, Mercedes, Mischief, LucyMaud, Proc, Bnaugty, and a few others to make things more interesting. On top of all that, we still have Redex, Jenny, GoldenGloss, VK and a few others in reserve.
Then some people still want to complain that there is nothing to read in the blogs while I’m sulking because somebody was kicked in the nuts. Hmm, but that is politics, isn’t it?
True! Where is Kalpataru?
On the other side of the Atlantic Lojac failed to update his diary for a few days while Caprikious appears to be the expert on lies and deception, Nice2meetyou informed one and all about their civil rights, Robrt told us what he observed while walking in the park, BadlyDrawn is exercising his right arm to bear, Miclee warns us of the impending doom, Itchy is in disagreement, and one can only hope that Chat does not go needling everybody once he’s found what he was looking for in the haystack.
Back in England
Hoober announced his intentions not to announce anything, Oldie is searching for a lost love, Willy did a survey on suicides, Faveer declared his availability to all girls, Agentbob brought us a badly Willy stated a fact about ASSumptions, Moelle has a pain in the knee where it is not fatty, Yonic is confusing reality with a dream, Daniela explains the perception of perfection and Pedro entertained us with two very interesting polls. All these on page one, free of politics, religion, or death notices… and then we still have Molly, Mercedes, Mischief, LucyMaud, Proc, Bnaugty, and a few others to make things more interesting. On top of all that, we still have Redex, Jenny, GoldenGloss, VK and a few others in reserve.
Then some people still want to complain that there is nothing to read in the blogs while I’m sulking because somebody was kicked in the nuts. Hmm, but that is politics, isn’t it?
True! Where is Kalpataru?
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What you should do is set up a bookies stall to take bets on when those who have left forever
I fear that will not be a viable venture. The odds will not favor the house.
Eg. 12/1 on the geegee returning before 00:00 GMT 09 Sept
Anyway, you can always claim it was just a 'stunt' and you had no intention of paying out anyway.
fuçkeddead duck flies away with their winnings?Editor/ Reporter, Hannes Smith's famous column in the Observer (Namibian Newspaper)
It is her blog that prompted the addition of a Stop Press contribution to my blog.
Maybe GG and Jenny are suspended.
Well, at least the people remain informed that way. But I suppose that is the main difference between Nam and SA. Here you are lucky if the people 'say'; normally they YELL.
Hmm, only time will tell.
I hope I did not offend you. That was not the intention.
Neither do I but there is more than enough for everybody to read.
That's great! For a moment I feared that I may have offended you.
So it is. Look, even I become a piece of tuna or trout sometimes.
I have just applied to have my CS handle changed to "Taste of the Wild Dry Cat Food". I undertake to split all revenues earned from advertising with you on a 50/50 basis.
Inevitable Near Term Human Extinction (INTHE) is locked in
It is sad to think that when it happens one won't even have a chance to say 'I told you so'.
Betting there won't be a human alive on January 1, 2026.
If one wins, how does one collect one's winnings?
WHY?!?!?!
Redacted...as in he redacted 2001
To its essence.
As I said in a previous blog, there is no point in stressing about shit I can do nothing about. I'll just proceed as normal and hope they're wrong.
I wondered when I was gonna get into the top 20. I thought I was ignored. But I should apologize to him. I did not intend to take the bread out of his mouth. And maybe he deserves a day off.
Sorry, dear Diary. I won't do it again.
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In that case we'll have to nominate it for a Nobel prize. Maybe we can sit together to discuss a category.
I used to work with a guy, "Bucky", who was adept at damaging equipment and breaking stuff. He was tasked with driving a dump truck and the windshield had just been replaced. The installer told me to tell the driver NOT to touch it for an hour while the adhesive set.
After a moment thinking about it, I thought it best not to say anything.
I know such a guy. When there was a rock too large to move I had to get an explosive expert to fragment it but I solved the problem by giving him an impact drill. I told him to drill a small hole in the rock and not to make an F-up. When the dust settled the rock was no more.
N you were right that we are a piece of Tuna or Trout sometimes lol
Your blog did catch my attention n I enjoyed reading it,
So, I gather that you must feel like a piece of tasty Salmon now haha
I won't know - I've never tasted salmon. They don't frequent our waters.
And being a keen fisherman I'd never order fish when eating out.
Welllll at least you don't look like a piece of tasty Salmon,
But then again, depends on how hungry a person is lol
We have a different fish here that we BBQ on an open fire. You may know it as a barracouta.
I can tell you now that this is the absolute best. Sex and parachuting come second and third.
A little younger, not much. But I was referring to her. It seemed that she (correctly) assumed that I was beyond my bast-before date.