Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again

WORLD—Climate experts have solemnly warned that we only have twelve years left until they change the dates on global warming again.


"If we don't take action, then in 12 years we will have to explain why the world hasn't ended and come up with a new number," one UN scientist warned. "This is a very serious threat, and we urge everyone to hand control of the economy to the government immediately before we have no more time left to change the timeline again."

The scientific consensus is that roughly 10-12 years from now, the world will be flooded with new doomsday predictions. This can all be avoided if we overhaul the economy and become socialists, according to non-political, unbiased sciencey type guys.

"Should we not change our ways, our old predictions will melt, dangerously raising the chance of us having to move the goalposts again," said Al Gore. "Do you really want me to write another book, film another movie, and go on another tour in my private jet just because you dingbats couldn't be bothered to alter your lifestyles? I don't think so. Let's all get on board with this 12-year figure, or we'll have to push back the date again."

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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing you could not make it up could you banana banana
laugh But, there's no denying, that globally, it's getting hotter. sigh
Just out of interest, I watched a tv documentary earlier this year, where a retired UK politician takes rail journeys around the world using a guide book, this particular episode was filmed in Alaska, the guide book mentioned the town had changed drastically over the previous 20 years because the glacier had melted uh oh the guide book was written in 1880 laugh but then you in the US have always had gas guzzling cars rolling on the floor laughing
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This version of the 2nd vid cited in my comment above roll eyes does NOT have garbled audio...

Strongly suspect garbled audio is work of Globalist Elites.

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The guidebook timeline makes sense, Z cheers

The Little Ice Age (during which freight wagons reportedly crossed the frozen Rio Grande & the Everglades occasionally iced over wow) ran from about 1650 - 1850 and was coming to an end.
Hence, it would be expected that glaciers would, in fact, reduce in size - and continue to do so.

Yep. Things ARE warming up - especially so in the Arctic...

That's a fact.
We may quibble over if, or to what extent, it's anthropogenic (man made).

cowboy
Most of you know I seldom post links, but if you want to read a very simplified article by the British Geological Society explaining factors contributing to climate change this would be worth the read.

It isn't biased it just allows you to understand the factors involved. It's a quick read, shouldn't upset the liberals, and you might even learn something. You may draw your own conclusions.

BGS Page

cool
Aerosol Masking Effect (AME) & McPherson's Paradox...

professor
Civilization is an omnicidal heat engine that will destroy all life on earth.
Shutting off the heat engine speeds up the omnicide.
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"People calling for an end or a reduction of fossil fuels haven't got a clue. They're trying to destroy all life on Earth."
- Dr. Guy McPherson

cowboy
Interesting read, Doc cheers

cowboy
More on Arctic methane & subsea permafrost - East Siberian Arctic Shelf (ESAS) -
@ 7:50 - Worst Poker Face - EVER sad

More on AME...

Forget CO2, anthropogenic or otherwise...
Either(!) of those is INTHE Locked In violin

cowboy
Here is my own little contribution to the global warming debate. I've been collecting data such as morning temps (since Dec 2010), water table heights, KW usage, rainfall etc at my location from about 2003. It's kind of a hobby. Here are the temperature records for Oct 03. BTW it's 87f here right now. Think about it, When I was a kid in NYC on this date there could have been snow on the ground.

08:00:00 AM
Temperature
2010 44
2011 52
2012 72
2013 60
2014 63
2015 52
2016 65
2017 51
2018 67
2019 70
59.6 Average Temp prior 9 years. That means this morning we were 10.4 deg above average.
That's because Arctic methane is venting, the Methane Veil is spreading South at the rate of a kilometer/day, it covers the U.S. & has reached the Gulf Of Mexico.

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cowboy
Scooby^^^^^^^^^

Let us know when you get to 2000 years Reconstructionists calculate over that period a 2° increase in warming. Now add to that fact 2000 years is a blip. But hey, NASA may have a spot for you.


cool
That Methane Veil is like a spit in the ocean - there's plenty more where that came from. Perhaps THOUSANDS of Billions of Tons of it corked off from the atmosphere by weakening subsea permafrost...

wow
A methane digester 12 miles (20 km) thick, 3× the area of Texas, and under a mere 165' (50 m) of water column.
uh oh

cowboy
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