Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again
WORLD—Climate experts have solemnly warned that we only have twelve years left until they change the dates on global warming again."If we don't take action, then in 12 years we will have to explain why the world hasn't ended and come up with a new number," one UN scientist warned. "This is a very serious threat, and we urge everyone to hand control of the economy to the government immediately before we have no more time left to change the timeline again."
The scientific consensus is that roughly 10-12 years from now, the world will be flooded with new doomsday predictions. This can all be avoided if we overhaul the economy and become socialists, according to non-political, unbiased sciencey type guys.
"Should we not change our ways, our old predictions will melt, dangerously raising the chance of us having to move the goalposts again," said Al Gore. "Do you really want me to write another book, film another movie, and go on another tour in my private jet just because you dingbats couldn't be bothered to alter your lifestyles? I don't think so. Let's all get on board with this 12-year figure, or we'll have to push back the date again."
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This version of the 2nd vid cited in my comment above does NOT have garbled audio...
Strongly suspect garbled audio is work of Globalist Elites.
Trust #1
The Little Ice Age (during which freight wagons reportedly crossed the frozen Rio Grande & the Everglades occasionally iced over ) ran from about 1650 - 1850 and was coming to an end.
Hence, it would be expected that glaciers would, in fact, reduce in size - and continue to do so.
Yep. Things ARE warming up - especially so in the Arctic...
That's a fact.
We may quibble over if, or to what extent, it's anthropogenic (man made).
It isn't biased it just allows you to understand the factors involved. It's a quick read, shouldn't upset the liberals, and you might even learn something. You may draw your own conclusions.
BGS Page
Civilization is an omnicidal heat engine that will destroy all life on earth.
Shutting off the heat engine speeds up the omnicide.
"People calling for an end or a reduction of fossil fuels haven't got a clue. They're trying to destroy all life on Earth."
- Dr. Guy McPherson
@ 7:50 - Worst Poker Face - EVER
More on AME...
Forget CO2, anthropogenic or otherwise...
Either(!) of those is INTHE Locked In
08:00:00 AM
Temperature
2010 44
2011 52
2012 72
2013 60
2014 63
2015 52
2016 65
2017 51
2018 67
2019 70
59.6 Average Temp prior 9 years. That means this morning we were 10.4 deg above average.
Let us know when you get to 2000 years Reconstructionists calculate over that period a 2° increase in warming. Now add to that fact 2000 years is a blip. But hey, NASA may have a spot for you.
A methane digester 12 miles (20 km) thick, 3× the area of Texas, and under a mere 165' (50 m) of water column.