Hillary Clinton Announces She Will Seek Reelection As President Of The United States
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hillary Clinton has announced that after much debate she will seek reelection as president of the United States.Pundits on MSNBC, CNN, and ABC News have long pondered whether Clinton would seek reelection or allow someone else to step in, and now she's made a definitive declaration.
"After much deliberation, consultation, and prayer to Moloch, I have decided that I will seek a second term," she said to a crowd gathered at a local Wendy's restaurant. "I feel I haven't accomplished everything I wanted to in my first term, and I really need a full eight years to implement my final solution to all of America's problems."
"Orange man bad! Orange man bad!" she chanted at one heckler, though the heckler turned out to be a Wendy's worker asking if she wanted the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger 4 for $4 or the chicken sandwich one.
Aides then gently ushered her back onto the bus to take her back to Bright Sunrise Home For Seniors.
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But seriously, y'all -
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Chance of winning...
Democratic Primary
49.2% - Pocahontas
-3.4% Since Yesterday
17.5% - Sleepy Joe
+0.8% Since Yesterday
6.4% - Hildebeest
+2.0 Since Yesterday
I think it is unlikely Trump will win a second term, he has upset too many people both in the USA and outside.
Pence has a 7.4% chance to win the Republican primary.
But only a 1.9% of becoming president, and other than Trump, for the Republicans, Pence has
the best chance.
The longer Trump attempts to obstruct justice in impeding the impeachment inquiry,
the more Republicans are going to be up s_hit's creek without an electable paddle
when election time comes around.
Will the first female US president be Warren, or will it be Pelosi ?
...."I can beat him again".
How does someone who has been a Senator, a Secretary of State and a lawyer come to that conclusion. It's an absurd statement that entirely dismisses the Constitution. She's delusional. I hope she runs again.
So Beto is still in the race???
Might wanna get it for my Arty. Yesssss!
Perhaps Arty would appreciate a mug to go with that shirt...
Did y'all know?
Drinking Leftist tears is what gives The Don his super powers