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Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so
well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her
white dress. The groom broom was handsome
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was
lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !






'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

............ ........... ..............
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly
....little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds to me like she's ....... !

......been ....sweeping around!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Comments (14)

ForeverAndEver3
Lol...Well done...
Ha! ... I was totally swept up in this story.laugh
ForeverAndEver3
Lk...Isn't it too cute for words...?
FAE... That may be pushing it.
Get it? Pushing it!laugh
ForeverAndEver3
Lk. Are you getting clever on me here...?

It will stay cute...

That's my Brush off...
UnFayzed
Cute indeed.
silly joke......good try.......

Happy Wednesday. wave
EXRED
jim doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
EXRED
made a CLEAN SWEEP THEN
Gentlejim
Thanks everyone for your kind comments!thumbs up
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
Clever joke.cheering
Bnaughty
I don´t get it to be honest, how could 2 brooms possibly get married?

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