I've Not Seen Merc Here Lately - (aka "A Prior Chatting Blog")
Comments Are Continued Directly @ Blog: I'D LIKE TO BUILD THE WORLD A HOME ...Does anyone know why she vanished?
Hope she's well, what with the wildfires & all.
She's fun on the blogs & I miss her
G'mornin', Merc!
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She Danged Well BETTER Be!
She was talkin' 'bout gettin't tipsy so I got a bottle of Old Overholt for the event!
She Danged Well BETTER Be!
She was talkin' 'bout gettin't tipsy so I got a bottle of Old Overholt for the event!
We've mailed..She told me she would be back
In response to: You reckon spc looks like irma? hmmm
If she Does, it's small wonder someone made off with her ...
We will have a wedding to attend
The didgeridoo version -
Partly an homage to Merc's Pop - Partly cuz I like the sound & I picked the version ...
Merc Nails 2,100th Comment applause
The didgeridoo version -
Partly an homage to Merc's Pop - Partly cuz I like the sound & I picked the version ... tongue
Catcha later Mic
Q) What's the technical term for a boomerang that doesn't come back?
When I was young I use to throw a boomerang and nope my boomerang never came back
What is this other thing you speak of?
When I was young I use to throw a boomerang and nope my boomerang never came back
Let's see if I got this right -
You're living in Oz ... Your Pop's Aborigine ... Your boomerang Doesn't come back?
That's not me in the vid - But that's pretty much spot on how it happened.
Like I said - Daughter & her Mom were duly impressed ...
BTW -
The Killer 'Rang From Oz has been "retired".
It's not made of "indestructible" plastic - it's genuine wood.
I don't Always catch a returning 'rang & there was the chance it could get busted up.
It's now hung on Daughter's wall - exhibiting enough dings & scratches to Prove that it Has Been Used ...
This is one of My all-time favorite 'rangs ...
It flies Very much like the Whizzer @ 3:00 -
If thrown right, it'll also qualify as an entry-level Long Range Boomerang - The definition of which is going out at least 50 meters.
In response to: Merc
When I was young I use to throw a boomerang and nope my boomerang never came back mumbling
hmmm
Let's see if I got this right -
You're living in Oz ... Your Pop's Aborigine ... Your boomerang Doesn't come back?
My pop was aboriginal not my dad..I'm not a full blooded aboriginal so that's my excuse
Throwing a boomerang Well over 100 meters out, return & catch ...
That's not me in the vid - But that's pretty much spot on how it happened.
Like I said - Daughter & her Mom were duly impressed bowing ... grin
BTW -
The Killer 'Rang From Oz has been "retired".
It's not made of "indestructible" plastic - it's genuine wood.
I don't Always catch a returning 'rang & there was the chance it could get busted up. uncertain
It's now hung on Daughter's wall - exhibiting enough dings & scratches to Prove that it Has Been Used ... daydream
You were that good?
I would love to try the abpve
I can't understand what he's saying, but the 'rang he's holding looks light & Very!! simple to fly & return.
Your boomerang doesn't come back & you want to play Disc Golf - Are you sure you were born in Oz?
1st the Bad News ...
It's kinda an Murkun thing & Murka has like 100× as many Disc Golf courses as Oz
Now the Great News -
You Have A Disc Golf Club Right In Sydney!!
THINK OF IT, MERC!!
Lots of exercise!
Outside - Lotsa space between folks so you won't die of covid!
Sweaty blokes doing athletic stuff to impress you! ...
You usin' all those fitness classes & gettin' juiced on protein shakes to whip the blokes' ásses playin' Disc Golf ...
Best Of ALL -
No National/Ethnic humiliation when your disc doesn't come back - Cuz It Was Never MEANT To Come Back!! ...
... typing: Merc
Note @ 1:40 - Bloke Luke showin' off in slo-mo.
Note also -
No sheilas showin' off! You can be the featured sheila in their next showin' off vid
ALSO - It might be Presumed that the club has more Blokes than Sheilas.
You'd be like the hen in the fox house & can put all that raw cacao to good use ...
Thanks for that info Mic..I had no clue at all that this sport existed here
Flinging things must be a Cancer Woman thing - Daughter did Discus & was good at it.
Also -
Her High School had the Weight Board on the basketball court wall that listed the men & women who'd lifted a specified weight for each gender.
Daughter was the 1st (and for several years the Only) person on the Women's side of the board.
When she was in middle school, she'd show off by giving Me piggy-back rides.
A few guys have tried to give her grief - It ended poorly for 'em.
She slugged Me once when she was still in grade school - Impressive right cross, lemme tell ya!
She Never swung on her Mom - One shouldn't hit girls you understand
That's My Li'l Girl ...
Granddaughter doesn't throw things nor does she punch folks in the face hardly ever.
She's a gymnast - Kinda typical for a Virgo, I suppose.
In response to: Mic I still hold the Discus record at my high school..I reckon I would do okay..
wow I should hope to kiss a duck you would - Hell! I reckon you'd be a Natural!
Flinging things must be a Cancer Woman thing - Daughter did Discus & was good at it.
Also -
Her High School had the Weight Board on the basketball court wall that listed the men & women who'd lifted a specified weight for each gender.
Daughter was the 1st (and for several years the Only) person on the Women's side of the board.
When she was in middle school, she'd show off by giving Me piggy-back rides. flex
A few guys have tried to give her grief - It ended poorly for 'em. boxing
She slugged Me once when she was still in grade school - Impressive right cross, lemme tell ya!
She Never swung on her Mom - One shouldn't hit girls flirty you understand scold
That's My Li'l Girl ... batting
Granddaughter doesn't throw things nor does she punch folks in the face hardly ever.
She's a gymnast - Kinda typical for a Virgo, I suppose.
Cancerians are very placid people..I like your daughter
She'll be hangin' 'round Disc Golf courses prowling for blokes.
Record Discus Throwing Merc prowling for blokes at the Disc Golf Course ...
"Oh Dear! My disc went only Twenty Feet before it landed Way up in that tree!
Is there no big, strong bloke who can get my disc back for me and teach me to throw it properly? ... Oh Dear ... Oh My! ... "
BTW -
That's pretty much how Daughter landed my grandkids' future father.
Only it was fishing rather than Disc Golf.
He met her, offered to take her fishing and promised he'd do the ishy stuff like bait her hook & handle the fish ...
Daughter (who'd grown up along the Mississippi River & knew more 'bout fishing than St. Peter) ... "Oh! You'd do that for ME? Really? Fishing sounds like Fun!"
Today is the day I took my oath to defend the Consitition of the United States Of America.
Voters have started to blame Joe Biden for the chaos. That’s clear in the polls. Suddenly Democratic leaders are worried and they are frantically trying to distance themselves from the terror they created.
You got this right sister, I love her..
Today is the day I took my oath to defend the Consitition of the United States Of America.
rolling on the floor laughing
Oops!
We couldn't find your video.
Here's another vid of Sydney Disc Golf Club blokes showin' off - including names
That'll make your Disc Golf bloke prowling easier.
Just select the bloke of your choice from the vid & then go up to him & say something admiringly, like, "Aren't you the sensational bloke I saw on the Sydney Disc Golf Club vid?" ...
Suspect the blokes make the showing off vids to impress y'all sheilas.
Note that there are NO sheilas in the vid - not even in the background - so if you're the 1st sheila there, you'll get 1st pick of the blokes!! ...
'Course, it might be that the sheilas are shy and prowling from behind trees
I reckon you know more 'bout the prowling habits of Oz sheilas than I do.
'Course, I reckon it MIGHT be that the blokes aren't bein' prowled by sheilas on account of 'em bein', well .... You know ...
Deer Hunting With An Murkun Cannon ...
Hey Merc!
Here's another vid of Sydney Disc Golf Club blokes showin' off - including names grin
That'll make your Disc Golf bloke prowling easier.
Just select the bloke of your choice from the vid & then go up to him & say something admiringly, like, "Aren't you the sensational bloke I saw on the Sydney Disc Golf Club vid?" love ... flirty
Suspect the blokes make the showing off vids to impress y'all sheilas.
Note that there are NO sheilas in the vid - not even in the background - so if you're the 1st sheila there, you'll get 1st pick of the blokes!! ... grin
'Course, it might be that the sheilas are shy blushing and prowling from behind trees dunno
I reckon you know more 'bout the prowling habits of Oz sheilas than I do.
hmmm
'Course, I reckon it MIGHT be that the blokes aren't bein' prowled by sheilas on account of 'em bein', well .... You know ... shimmy
comfort
I reckon if I wear a very very short tight skirt that will be the icing on the cake
Vegetarian Pumpkin Hunting With An Aussie-Style Throw Stick ...
smile
Deer Hunting With An Murkun Cannon ...
The above is crazy
I reckon if I wear a very very short tight skirt that will be the icing on the cake
True - Those blokes do it a Lot more basic than, say, shooting a deer with a .357 carbine, but the concept's similar.