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I've Not Seen Merc Here For Awhile. (She's BAAACK!)

Does anyone know why she vanished?
Hope she's well, what with the wildfires & all. uh oh

She's fun on the blogs & I miss her hug

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G'mornin', Merc!
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cowboy

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AND all you gotta' do is


Dance, Dance, Dance...




Until you crap your pants, pants, pants.
Actually just really bad juicy farts..

dunno
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The Protein Powder Ranger..rolling on the floor laughing
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Who came here after watching Crazy on You?
Imagine if we had Superbowl half time shows like this. It would be bad a**.

Merc's a M.U.T.T. smile
An Oz-MUTT, one might say.

It's the Aboriginal influence from her Pop.
Fact is, she's Sydney Top MUTT. We'll get to that shortly.

Daughter is a combination of of a few European lineages.
She paired off with a guy whose lineage covers most of the rest of Europe.

I took to calling my grandkids Euro-Mutts.
I then decided Mutts needed like an Advocacy Group.

So I Started M.U.T.T.s International -
M.U.T.T. = Multiple Useful Talents & Traits.

I b'lieve this has come up previously on this blog & I installed Merc as Prez of the Sydney Chapter of MUTTS International.
I can Do that cuz I started the whole thing. So There! tongue

cowboy
I've Not Seen Merc Here For Awhile.rolling on the floor laughing


Pelosi trashes Dr. Birx behind closed doors:
Pelosi shouldn't need a mask since alcohol kills the virus. Her breath should do the trick.beer
micleeOP•22 hrs ago•Nyx - North Of The Straits Of, Florida USA
Merc's a M.U.T.T. smile
An Oz-MUTT, one might say.

It's the Aboriginal influence from her Pop.
Fact is, she's Sydney Top MUTT. We'll get to that shortly.

Daughter is a combination of of a few European lineages.
She paired off with a guy whose lineage covers most of the rest of Europe.

I took to calling my grandkids Euro-Mutts.
I then decided Mutts needed like an Advocacy Group.

So I Started M.U.T.T.s International -
M.U.T.T. = Multiple Useful Talents & Traits.

I b'lieve this has come up previously on this blog & I installed Merc as Prez of the Sydney Chapter of MUTTS International.
I can Do that cuz I started the whole thing. So There! tongue

I have all my teeth..Do mutts have all their teeth? grin

You asked me about my protein shakes..Did my reply bore you? snooty
Swamie•2 hrs ago•Alberton, Montana USA
I've Not Seen Merc Here For Awhile.rolling on the floor laughing



Pelosi trashes Dr. Birx behind closed doors:
Pelosi shouldn't need a mask since alcohol kills the virus. Her breath should do the trick.



I'm still around swamie laugh
wow

cheers Swamie ... laugh

cowboy
daydream Bikini Girls, Machine Guns & Merc's Fitness Class ...

love ... smitten

grin

cowboy


Do you own a gun? shimmy
I Do smile

Nothing Near as cool as that being wielded by the nice young lady.
Currently three .22 lr target pistols.
Also a 12 gauge shotgun - but son has it right now.

There's some shootin' iron on my Wish List daydream

cowboy
Get rid of the guns & buy an alarm & guard dog.
daydream
Back in the Day ... we hosted a couple of Japanese girls exchange students.
Japan is Very restrictive regarding firearms - they'd never Seen A gun, let alone Shoot one.
A buddy was a gunsmith & he'd built a semi-auto AK-47 - Perfectly legal in the U.S. BTW very happy

Anyway -
We took the girls to the range & gave 'em firearms instruction - which they thought was Waayyy Cool.
One of the girls Really got into it heart wings Kinda like the nice young lady in the vid.

She had us take pics of her to show folks back in Japan wow Must've been a Helluva thing.
I can only imagine. smile

cowboy
Hand me a gun & I would hit you on the head with it laugh

Americans are bloody thirsty people conversing
Questionable self-defense advice for women ...

shock
That's Not 'shopped. He really said it.
rolling on the floor laughing

Alarm. Dog. Firearm.
They're all useful, serve a purpose & are NOT mutually exclusive ... scold

Protection aside -
If one lives in the country - A hunting dog + a hunting gun = reindeer ... burger

grin

cowboy
Want me to mention all the rubbish Trump has said?...I will be 227 by the time I finish reminding you snooty
If it's a double barrel 12 gauge shotgun, that Might work better'n Shooting it.
(See "questionable self-defense advice" vid above roll eyes )

That said -
I know petite women flirty who are Very proficient with a shotgun.
Most (Not all) prefer a softer recoiling 20 gauge over a harder kicking 12 gauge.

BTW -
I've never shot anyone, shot AT anyone - nor assaulted anyone by hitting 'em on the head with a gun ... scold

The problem's not Guns - It's what folks Do with guns.

cowboy
If it's a double barrel 12 gauge shotgun, that Might work better'n Shooting it.
(See "questionable self-defense advice" vid above roll eyes )

That said -
I know petite women flirty who are Very proficient with a shotgun.
Most (Not all) prefer a softer recoiling 20 gauge over a harder kicking 12 gauge.

BTW -
I've never shot anyone, shot AT anyone - nor assaulted anyone by hitting 'em on the head with a gun ... scold

The problem's not Guns - It's what folks Do with guns.

You're in trouble in trouble now professor

I'm off to lay down with a book I'm reading..Guess which sentence irked me & why your in trouble now?mumbling

Mary Trumps book was awesome thumbs up
The Don has a tendency to start mouth before engaging brain.
He Utterly lacks the filter of a career politician.

Ol' Joe's also said a Lotta crazy shit over the years - He's a Legendary gaffe generator foot in mouth

Given the potential of those two candidates, this season's Prez Debates could be Really Entertaining.
God only knows what Either of 'em is capable of coming up with ...
rolling on the floor laughing blah blah ... doh

Re: The Upcoming Prez Debates - "There's not enough popcorn in the World!"
- Rita Panahi

popcorn...drinking

cowboy

At Least Three possibilities come to mind ... hole

professor
12 gauge shotguns are Very versatile - As demonstrated by the Professional Russian.

Note @ the end when he's saying he's a Professional - in the background, he's inadvertently set a nearby hay bale ablaze wow ... rolling on the floor laughing

cowboy
Guns, Dogs, Women & Such.

professor
According to "experts", the two sounds that Best deter an intruder are ...
1) Barking dog (Size of dog doesn't matter.)
2) Racking a pump shotgun (Again - Any gauge is effective.)
... in that order.

I knew a couple of women (a woman couple hug ) living in a Very remote area.
It was their li'l parcel of paradise & they shared it with a good sized dog.

All was well - Until their place was broken into while they were away.
They felt violated & never again felt as safe as they had prior to the break-in.

Given their location, relying on law enforcement was unrealistic - Response time would be 1/2 hour ... prob'ly longer.

Some weeks after the break-in, they asked my advice on acquiring a firearm.

My advice -
FIRST - Get training in use of firearms.
I offered to help 'em with this, but I'm not a Firearm Instructor & that'd be Better.

What type of firearm would suit their situation?
I suggested a simple to use pump shotgun - NOT a hard kicking 12 gauge scold A 20 gauge would be good - a .410 bore would be more than adequate.

A gun that's Fun to shoot gets used & proficiency follows.
A gun that would've inflicted Pain on them would discourage practice & they'd not become proficient.

A shotgun would be useful for dealing with a variety of "varmints" in their situation - two & four-legged ... critters threatening their egg-laying hens, for example.

Hunting wasn't a consideration.
They were ovo-lacto vegetarians - a gun capable of dropping, say, deer-sized game wasn't necessary, or even Desirable for new shooters.
Practice & Learning to shoot Well would be preferable to an overly powerful (read: hard kicking/intimidating/NOT Fun) firearm.

All that said - It didn't do much good, and realistically Couldn't have ... sigh
They felt vulnerable & had become sufficiently unnerved that they eventually sold off their li'l parcel of paradise & acquired a less remote living situation ... sad

Love us or Hate us - and it ain't Right - But large males serve a purpose.
I've been subtly requested by women to accompany them in situations in which they were more comfortable with a male companion.

I've obliged 'em.
The true nature of the request is rarely expressly stated, but it's mutually understood.

This is Way over-dramacized/romanticized, but that's the basic concept ...

It's Not Politically Correct. It's True & Truth doesn't give a Damn 'bout PC Feeeelings.

cowboy
I prob'ly just found Another way to get myself In Trouble ... uncertain
I'm quite Good at it, No? batting

cowboy
Massive explosion in Beirut, about 30 minutes ago. watch the link.




An Israeli account on Twitter says the explosion took place in a wharehouse associated with Hezbollah/Iran’s precision guided missile project wow
BEIRUT BLAST:
- Explosions, Shockwave Felt For Miles.

30 dead body count rising
over 3000 injured
covid-19 Aerosol spreedin

"It looks like what happened in Japan, in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.That's what it reminds me of. I have never seen destruction on this scale in my life. Said Trump

slow motion review
wave wave

Mick, I almost had an orga(ni)sm from the dance on that Livin la vida loca song, love that dance...actually a couple of my friends n i are learning that routine...hopeflly i can hack it....slowly lmao

Merc man that was one long recipe for that shake lol each time a make a smoothie i always toss in a big, humungous tablespoon of smooth Peanut Butter, the taste is incredible....
Now it's time to watch Swamie's distaster video...


hug hug cheers teddybear teddybear
Lebanese Health Minister telling residents of Beirut to leave the city ASAP if they can, there are fears of deadly effects of explosions.


this clip was a least two miles out
OMG crying crying

wow wow i can't believe how massive that explosion was....that's so sad n must have been a mass amount of people knocked across the other side of the earth geez...

When did that happen ? The last part was the worst part OMG...
Early today Preliminary information from security sources "speak of 2700 tons of seized ammonium in Beirut Port exploded in course of welding small opening to prevent theft."
Merc lol that's not just a gun, it's a mchine gun lol i have three Bolt Action Rifles but no handguns YET, gosh when i get my hands on a machine gun they better clean my soiled panties OMG this will be the biggest, hottest splash of the century rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Head of LAU Hospital is calling for evacuation of Beirut due to the hazardous materials in the air from explosion.

Lebanon’s Health Minister telling those who can leave Beirut should, that the remnants of the explosion can have long term deadly effects. A reminder this is in the midst of a total economic collapse when over half of Lebanese are below the poverty line.

During a live streamed holy mass in Beirut , the debris fell on the priest and the parishioners. Praying for Beirut.

wow wow they should turn their tactics around n put a sign up that says " Prosecutors Will Be Violated "
Still very sad about all those people and especially about that Welder....
Yes, myself n my family will be definitlely praying them all...
Compare the alleged Beirut Blast ...

To

hmmm

cowboy

Which begs the Obvious question - Who the Hell decided to store that stuff in a population center?! doh

sad flower

cowboy
Hey Merc (and y'all) -
Remember a few pages back, we were talking 'bout UFOs & such?

This was posted Three Days ago ...

wow
Seems we were ahead of That curve, eh? uncertain

cowboy
Mic I heard that the Explosive material was headed for Africa from one source.

Butt That was in a news blog. Should I watch a three hour clip again.

An audio message from the wife of an official (private WhatsApp group) claims the blast was due to 'utter negligence'.
Ammonium Nitrate was 'salvaged from a sinking ship' about 12 years ago and stored at 'Hangar 12, one of Beirut harbour's biggest'.
Here is a lot of short clips from the area (boom) there might be 50 plus


"Utter Negligence" sugar coats it.
Storing stuff capable of creating a blast equal to a MOAB/Small Nuke in a population center for Twelve Years(!) is Galactic Stupidity.

Good God, Y'all!! ... doh

cowboy
The thread reader link above a post in it after video 14 an eye whiteness said:

Earlier a man interviewed by @LBCI_NEWS was claiming he saw a missile hitting the port.Beirut Lebanon

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