Tidbits of Humor 2
by Gentlejimunknown, Wisconsin, USA
Jan 2020 314 Views 9 Comments
What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum?
He has a meltdown!
Did you know santa claus knows karate?
He has a black belt!
Jack, the town drunkard, was at his wit’s end, he had no money to buy even the barest necessities for his family. It was right before going to sleep one night that Jack prayed the following emotional prayer: “Dear Lord, please, all I’m asking for is some food to put on the table, NOTHING else! The booze I’ll buy myself.”
He has a meltdown!
Did you know santa claus knows karate?
He has a black belt!
Jack, the town drunkard, was at his wit’s end, he had no money to buy even the barest necessities for his family. It was right before going to sleep one night that Jack prayed the following emotional prayer: “Dear Lord, please, all I’m asking for is some food to put on the table, NOTHING else! The booze I’ll buy myself.”
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Comments (9)
great to see you back on the blogs! It's been a while.
I know what you mean about that last situation. I know people who spend more money on beer and cigarettes than on food.
They tell me, "Booze and Smokes, breakfast of champeens."
You want funny??
THAT'S FUNNY!!
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Cookie sheets!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy.
Good to see you around. Thanks for the jokes.