Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Jan 2020
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Tidbits of Humor 2

What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum?

He has a meltdown! laugh laugh



Did you know santa claus knows karate?


He has a black belt! laugh laugh laugh




Jack, the town drunkard, was at his wit’s end, he had no money to buy even the barest necessities for his family. It was right before going to sleep one night that Jack prayed the following emotional prayer: “Dear Lord, please, all I’m asking for is some food to put on the table, NOTHING else! The booze I’ll buy myself.”







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robrt787
robrt787●Somewhere, California USA
Jan 27, 2020●2,572 Comments
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Hey there Gentle Jim,

great to see you back on the blogs! It's been a while.

I know what you mean about that last situation. I know people who spend more money on beer and cigarettes than on food.
They tell me, "Booze and Smokes, breakfast of champeens." doh

cheers
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Jan 27, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments
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cheers

cowboy
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LaFonda
LaFonda●Irving, Texas USA
Jan 27, 2020●1 Blogs●931 Comments
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Funny laugh
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EXRED
EXRED●Northumberland, England UK
Jan 28, 2020●1,466 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing enjoyed those it is good to get a laugh here now and again thumbs up
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jan 28, 2020●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks everyone for your comments!thumbs up
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Jan 28, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments
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Hey Jim!
You want funny??
https://youtu.be/Q2tca7meKew

wow
THAT'S FUNNY!!
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cowboy
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jan 28, 2020●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Here are a couple more.....

What did the gingerbread man make his bed with?


Cookie sheets!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Why did the cookie go to the doctor?


Because he was feeling crummy. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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usha123
usha123●Colombo, Western Sri Lanka
Jan 28, 2020●41 Blogs●2,277 Comments
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Jim, wave bouquet

Good to see you around. Thanks for the jokes. teddybear
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UnFayzed
UnFayzed●Tampa, Florida USA
Jan 30, 2020●164 Blogs●1,634 Comments
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Oh man Mic you ruined one of my favorite songs - stuck in my head now but thanks for the smiles.
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