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What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum?

He has a meltdown! laugh laugh



Did you know santa claus knows karate?


He has a black belt! laugh laugh laugh




Jack, the town drunkard, was at his wit’s end, he had no money to buy even the barest necessities for his family. It was right before going to sleep one night that Jack prayed the following emotional prayer: “Dear Lord, please, all I’m asking for is some food to put on the table, NOTHING else! The booze I’ll buy myself.”







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Comments (9)

Hey there Gentle Jim,

great to see you back on the blogs! It's been a while.

I know what you mean about that last situation. I know people who spend more money on beer and cigarettes than on food.
They tell me, "Booze and Smokes, breakfast of champeens." doh

cheers
cheers

cowboy
Funny laugh
EXRED
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing enjoyed those it is good to get a laugh here now and again thumbs up
Thanks everyone for your comments!thumbs up
Hey Jim!
You want funny??

wow
THAT'S FUNNY!!
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cowboy
Here are a couple more.....

What did the gingerbread man make his bed with?


Cookie sheets!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Why did the cookie go to the doctor?


Because he was feeling crummy. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
usha123
Jim, wave bouquet

Good to see you around. Thanks for the jokes. teddybear
UnFayzed
Oh man Mic you ruined one of my favorite songs - stuck in my head now but thanks for the smiles.

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