2 seconds
Yes I've had too much time on my hands lately.Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect germs.
Why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down.
Why do people always visit when the house is a mess and never when it's perfect.
Why when I put my washing on its sunny but by the time it's done its pissing down.
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noun
the facetious proposition that if something can go wrong, it will.
Yep I find new hobbies I am going through that these days too