The Great Gatsby
It was the best of times...Wait, before I start I really need to go take a dump.
You see, I woke up constipated. Must have been the Mexican I ate last night. She was really short.
Her name is consuelo.
*crickets*
Anyway, just two minutes after logging in to the Sagging Dickbag Blog Page (way cooler name IMO), I'm ready to "log out" if you catch my drift.
BBL
Comments (20)
Hey Red!
I mistook you for one of those idiots who pretend to know it all ... My mistake.
I should have known that would catch up with me.
Do I need to explain why I used the name Consuelo? The E makes all the difference, phonetically.
Yes it does. Around here though, it's a flowing river.
How tall are you, btw?
j/k!
The good news is that I probably don't have to worry much about diabetes.
Merc, I think I just saw a pic of your "Gatsby".
btw
what's a Gatsby?
It's either got or not got.
But to write in such a way that everyone will get it isn't my style either.
Good morning, btw! Lovely to see you!