My unwelcome guest
I love browsing in second hand book shops. I bought a book about magic and was leafing through it one night when I inadvertently evoked a demon from the underworld. It said it had come to carry out my bidding, but I couldn't think of anything for it to do. Actually, there are lots of little things that I would like doing, but, apparently, tidying up and going over my place with a duster lack the necessary element of evil that the demon requires of any task it is asked to perform. I told the demon I would give the matter some consideration and let it know if I thought of anything suitable for it to do. In the meantime, the demon asked where it might reside while waiting to be told my bidding. It has to be somewhere very hot, so I agreed to let it temporarily possess my central heating boiler. I really am going to have to think of an evil task for the demon to perform so that it will return to the underworld. It's nothing personal, it's just that it's playing havoc with my thermostat settings; it's like a furnace in here now.
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I'd sit on its head and tell him I loved him
Carbon footprint Greens will be getting rid of Gas heating soon.