I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!
I was going to read some news...you know, from sites that supply news. I'm not sure they actually exist without some sort of click bait anymore, but I trudge on, day after day.The news has it's good and bad days. Some days I like bad news. The news is sometimes lame. Uninteresting. Lackluster. Some days I want that.
The news can stretch the truth. The news can sometimes steal other news and call it theirs. The news is sometimes parading around as fact when it's actually the opinion of blathering dullards.
Some days I wonder why I bother to read the news at all....
When it's all here on CS!
Thank you Connecting Singles for your continued quality and excellence as a news....um fake New....uh
What is this place again?
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Sock Puppets on CS flood blog page with fake news!
More manipulation at 11.
Some blathering dullards post 30 yr old profile pics on dating sites!
Crippled Welfare recipient apparently not getting enough attention!
More (or less) tomorrow (we imagine).
Just posts to share his obsession
Adding a laughing emotie
Helps to make mundane comments appear funny to idiots.
More at 11.
Of the 17 blogs raised so far today only 8 are on the same subject
Musicians who have written D.J.Trump love letters also include:
Neil Young
Rhianna
Elton John
The Rolling Stones
The Estate of George Harrison
Brian May
Axyl Rose
REM
.....just to name a few.
I was in my deep sleep when something woke me up. I tried to get back to sleep, but I couldn't. So I grabbed my cellphone and checked what's going on in CS world. I found your blog.
So what is this place again? you asked.
That refreshed my memory.. and here is to answer that question of yours.
And I found another from someone:
THERE! You get my answer..
I'll try to remember those words next time I have a question about CS. They say it all!
Cutting and pasting is the newest blogging craze (emphasis on 'craze')!
You don't have to hang your head in shame any longer because you can't tell a modifier from a dangling participle!
Who could be bothered with writing original work (aside from people whose living depends on it)? Just steal! No crime here on CS for being a thief or anything...so steal it and post as yours! Brilliant!
You'll be the toast of your adult remedial reading class!
Flooding isn't your invention!
I forgot to add an emotie!
Whew!
When cutting-and-pasting doesn't quite display the vacuous depth of your room-temperature creativity...
Try empties! Oops, I mean emotie s
And where one is good
We work on tips!
This level of excellence in reporting doesn't come cheap!
And emoties don't either.
We're currently saving for the f-u.
Hi I new memba my name lejin.
It's a new day with New news and sharpened pencils.
If at first your cut-and-paste blog tanks (as it should). Try, try again! And again! And again! Ad nauseam.
For the fossilized, American bloviating blowhards: The Sock and Parrot site is currently under construction...
But should be up and running shortly. We apologize for any delays...or if you weren't able to make it to the bathroom in a timely fashion.
CV Fever is hitting LA!
I had to settle for a 8-9pm delivery time, which was no longer an option by the time placed my order. Tomorrow morning is the best they can do. It's 11am now.
That cuts out the need to check its validity in real life.
But first a word from our sponsor.
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We now return to...whatever this is
I wanted to make "Pepes Ikan Teri Medan"
But I forgot to buy banana leaves to wrap it.
Now I'm hungry.
Same ol' same ol'....
..need coffee
Coffee with a smidge of French vanilla flavoring.
Ty tman.
Or is it a tom cat spray you are using?
I dunno, Molly. Sometimes I dance pretty far out on a limb to see if anyone knows the self-destruction tango.
How 'bout the 230kv electric slide?
Or maybe electrocuted
Well it's been fun in a way. And I did polish my dancing shoes.
Gotta look at the positives.