The Corona Virus FairyShe's way different from the tooth fairy; that's kidstuff. This one visits old people.
Instead of leaving money in exchange for a tooth, she spits on your dentures and sneezes into one of your adult diapers.
Anyway, I thought I was being paid a visit but it was just the person delivering my groceries. She wore a mask and gloves. I opened all doors and we didn't speak much.
Next time, I expect nothing less than a Hazmat suit.