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One day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I knew it wasn't password protected.

I decided to have a quick look and when I brought up her contact list, I noticed one that was named "free dinner". I thought to myself "poor sap, being played like that", so I decided I was going to give him a call and tell him what she had him called on her phone so I pushed the button and dialed.

My phone rang . . . . .
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JimNastics
JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA
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Well, I hope you had a nice long talk with him. grin
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snowlynx●galway, Galway Ireland
Mar 9, 2020●2 Blogs●333 Comments
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Did you not recognise your number when you saw it?
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LaFonda
LaFonda●Irving, Texas USA
Mar 9, 2020●1 Blogs●931 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing
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VivianLee2
VivianLee2●Granada, Andalusia Spain
Mar 9, 2020●21 Blogs●524 Comments
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laugh good one. Modern variation on eavesdroppers never hearing good of themselves rolling on the floor laughing
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Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Mar 9, 2020●4,083 Comments
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thumbs up laugh
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raphael119
raphael119●washington d.c., District of Columbia USA
Mar 13, 2020●31 Blogs●1,442 Comments
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laugh laugh laugh

dump the check on her in a fancy restaurant
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