"MAKE MINE... A DOUBLE!!"

Gotta Blow Off Some Steam Hetre........I Have Just Got Back 5 Hours Ago..........And To Be Honest With The Whole Damned World?................I Wouldve Been Better Off If I Didnt Come Back At All!!!............. Ive Have Had To Tolerate...................... A Lot Of Rude Damned People.............................. Out There On The Road

Ive Been Insulted By Security Guards... At Places I Have To Go To..(Got To Take It Because If I Blow Up?...My Company Could Lose That Customer)...(I Represent The Company I Work For). And Of Course........ Id Lose My Job......Ive Had To Put Up With Rude Damned People Behind The Counter At The Stores..........Ive Been Told By The Consignee (Thats The Business The Load Is Going To)...That Because I Was 10 Minutes Late?...I Have to Make Another Appointment..(And Thatll Have To Be For Tomorrow) And Of Course I Have To Drive Somewhere Now... To Find A Place To Stay.... And Im Not Getting Paid Either Because Most Of The Drivers Like Me?... Get Paid By The F N Mile

Then Theres The State Cops Out There Hiding On The Highway...Just Hoping A Truck Will Go By With An Infraction...Like A Cab Light Out... Or Something Like That .... So They Can Stop You..... And Then The Driver Loses At Least An Hour While Mr Law Goes Back To His Car To Write Out Your Ticket That Usually Involves A Fine Too...Possibly... Points Off Of Your License

Then Theres The 4 Wheelers (Cars) That Give You The Finger... Or Cut You Off...Or Stop Suddenly To Give The Driver A Hard Damned Time.... (Not Realizing That They Could Get Killed In The Process),,,And if There Is An Accident Because Of This?...Its Always The Truck Drivers Fault...(One Would Say....But You Have That Dash Cam?!)....Well...Even With That Dash Cam?...The Car Driver Will Get A Lawyer Anyway And Sue The Trucking Company For So Much Money That The Trucking Company Will Settle With Them Because Its A Lot Cheaper For Them Than To Hire A Lawyer And Go Through All Of That Litigation.......And Not To Mention That Even If Its Not The Truck Drivers Fault?
He/She Still Has To Take A Drug Test Within 24 Hours....It Then Ends Up That The Load Will Be Late...The People You Work For Are Mad At You...And of Course The Consignee Is Complaining To The Company You Work For

I Could Go On And On About The Hell That Truck Drivers Must Endure Out There...But Ive Said All Of This In Order To Make A Friggin Point...............And That Point Is This

I Would Rather Go Through All Of That Shit Out There Every Damned Day
Than To Have To Put Up With God Damned Friggin "In-Laws"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ive Come To A Breaking Point With "In Laws"
I Know My Son Loves Her And All Of That Shit ...But...I Cannot Take Having To Listen To Her Constant Damned Nagging.

By Now? I Know...And Everybody Knows That Weve Got To Sterilize Our Hands All Of The Time
But I Have Got To Listen To....... ("Im Only Saying This To Remind You That Its Very Important...You Could Die From This Virus...And Theres No Need For You To Be Acting This Way")..(Yeah...Im Showing Signs When She Blabs That Sjhes F N Irritating Me)....Its Hard To Act Like Everything is Just Hunky Dorry When Youre Dying Inside From Having To Listen To Her Damned Blabber Mouth!!!...(And Thats Just The Tip Of The Iceberg With Her Mouthpiece!!)
Yeah...Without A Doubt?...Id Rather Be In My Friggin Truck!!!!

Now?..I Fully Understand Why People Run To The Bars...Its The Only Escape!!!...And Whats The First Thing You Hear From The Guy You Strike Up A Conversation With?.......Its Usually
("Let Me Tell You About My Mother In Law")...Followed By..("Bartender...Pump Up My Drink...And His")

In Laws?............ Friggin Suck!!!....... And In Most Cases?
They Are That.. "Root Of All Evil"
It Reminds Me Of That Song From The 50s...("Mother In Law")

Im Outta Here!!!