Two newly characterized and named syndromes.
In an effort to continue bombastically to bomb away at neophytes, and to have all our shamelessly wasteful research grants re- funded, we here at VI International are no strangers to sensational science, especially if it's basically a hunk of trash. Digressing.Long overdue are the early findings announcements of early findings, being announced early, right here and now. But in the saintly fairness of the Director, since one new syndrome describes Him, we'll begin there. Some may have noticed here, his obsessive compulsive preoccupation with liberal hypocrisies, certainly only a bit less an impairment than the now world famous Trump Derangement- Hilary Deficit Syndrome. A certain hottie Northlands Norwegian Nursie has even used the word Syndrome in reference to our dear leader himself. Peace be upon her curvaceous little backside.
At first, we thought a totally descriptive name for the syndrome would be best. One of out hottie overpaid interns came up with---"Annoying Little Wanker Thinks He's Sherlock Holmes on Exposing Liberal Hypocracy Syndrome " Sure, a spot on description of his illness, but a bit of a mouthful. Not to mention a pretty crappy acronym.
So our creative, but vastly overpaid and underworked HR hangabouts suggested---"Detective Shorty Liberal Hypocrisy Syndrome," which soon emerged as, "Short Wanker Anti -liberal Detective Syndrome"---SWADS, abbreviated.
And if the glove fits, wear it well.
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