Bored?
Then.....DRINK BOOZE FROM A MELON
Turn basic produce into a hilarious drink dispenser.
MATERIALS
Medium seedless watermelon
Large spoon
Drill
Knife
Ball valve faucet with a handle
Rubber O-ring that fits the faucet
PVC-to-faucet adapter
Poison of your choosing
STEP 1 Using a knife, cut off just enough of the bottom of your melon so that it sits flat.
STEP 2 Pick the side of the melon that you want to be the front, then cut a hole in the top, toward the rear. Save the piece you’ve cut out, as you’ll use it later.
STEP 3 Scoop out the fruit with a large spoon.
STEP 4 Drill a hole in the melon’s front, near the bottom. Using a knife, widen it so it’s big enough for the faucet to fit inside.
STEP 5 Gently screw the faucet into the hole. (It helps to stick your free hand inside the melon and guide the faucet into place from the inside.)
STEP 6 Slide the O-ring onto the back of the faucet inside the melon, then install the adapter. Test for leaks.
STEP 7 Load it up with the poison of your choosing, put the cut-out top back in place, and get your pour on.
Comments (22)
This could turn out worse than THE virus....
Watermelons have been seedless for decades... or should I say certain varieties.
We have receive information, from Kabega SAPS, that SAPS will from now be more stringent in implementing the lockdown regulation. This means the following:
1. They will start to arrest people for breaking lockdown regulations.
2. You are no longer allowed to leave your suburb to go shop. This mens if you live in Malabar you will not be allowed to go to Makro. If you live in Westering you cant go to Sunridge to go and shop. You need to use the store nearest to you.
3. If you work in essential services and you are in a lift club everyone in the car needs to have their permit with them.
Stay safe.
I always seem to get the watermelons where you spend as much time spitting as eating
If lockdown continues till Christmas, I've no doubt you'll be well able to do a Joey on it
Anyways, hope this makes up for whatever
I love the lady in red song.
Merc, I still think you will have better luck with an electrician. They not called 'sparkys' for nothing...