chancer_returns

chancer_returns

Dublin, Ireland

Apr 2020

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Chancer's Apocalypse Bar

Roll up Roll up Rolllll up

I, your host, invite you to a drink of your choice

Craft beers? We've got 'em

TRADITIONAL beers? We've got 'em too!

Wine lover? We've got you sorted!

Spirits? Whatever takes your fancy!

Cocktails? Oh boy have we got them too.................

And introducing, our world famous Coronapocalypse cocktail!

ingredients:

1/2 bottle of corona beer
1 dose of isolation
1 dose of frustration
1 shot of kahlua(because it's in so many cocktails, right?)
1 shot of sambuca(because aniseed, mmmm)
1 shot of who gives a fúck
and 1 shot of i might be going crazy!

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bcjenny●somewhere in B.C., British Columbia Canada

Apr 16, 2020●51 Blogs●4,305 Comments

Chancer you got buttermilk? I will have a cold tall glass please......................

Willy3411●Lawton, Oklahoma USA

Apr 16, 2020●1,129 Blogs●1,035 Comments

.......And on the jukebox I hear Jimmy Buffett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQrsYVNorXs

Willy3411●Lawton, Oklahoma USA

Apr 16, 2020●1,129 Blogs●1,035 Comments

Easy. Rum and diet cola.

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 16, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

https://youtu.be/s0i3p-9STCM

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 16, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

Vodka Martini for ~~James B~~ miclee!

Tulefell●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Apr 16, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

Too early: it's only a Thursday.

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 16, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

A pint of misery for Tulefell it is so!

JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA

Apr 16, 2020●1,965 Blogs●11,843 Comments

I don't drink alcohol, but a shot.. with Claudia Schiffer would be nice.

bcjenny●somewhere in B.C., British Columbia Canada

Apr 16, 2020●51 Blogs●4,305 Comments

That was yummy mr.bartender, could I please have a refill? Thank you............jenny

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 16, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

Sure thing Jenny, another tall cold glass of Buttermilk coming right up

bcjenny●somewhere in B.C., British Columbia Canada

Apr 16, 2020●51 Blogs●4,305 Comments

Oh, mr bartender, for those who do not drink, perhaps you have hot chocolate?

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 16, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

We can absolutely do hot chocolate

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 16, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

'Nastics \/

https://youtu.be/CbQxMIlx8qY

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 16, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

(on the jukebox too)

kpthatsme●Chicago, Illinois USA

Apr 16, 2020●15 Blogs●304 Comments

Hmmm usually what I drink depends upon what I'm doing. Out with friends...maybe a Miller Lite and a shot of Jaeger. Out for a nice dinner - nice sweet white wine or vodka and tonic with a lime twist. Stuck at home with 2 small granddaughters - couple of beers and leave the bottle of Jaeger

Willy3411●Lawton, Oklahoma USA

Apr 16, 2020●1,129 Blogs●1,035 Comments

Now that the rum and diet cola is down the hatch I'll have...

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 16, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

Well kpthatsme, let's start it off with a beer, shall we?

stringman●wallaceburg, Ontario Canada

Apr 16, 2020●17 Blogs●1,567 Comments

https://youtu.be/dN61WU57zBw

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 16, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

What will you have, string?

stringman●wallaceburg, Ontario Canada

Apr 16, 2020●17 Blogs●1,567 Comments

I think I'll have a Moscow mule.

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 16, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

Russian Collusion

One Moscow Mule, comin' up

stringman●wallaceburg, Ontario Canada

Apr 16, 2020●17 Blogs●1,567 Comments

" target="_blank">https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018216-moscow-mule

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 16, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

I need SIX Old Overholt Rye Whisky ...

"Old Overholt is said to have been the alcoholic beverage of choice for notables ranging from Old West gunfighters to U.S. presidents, including:

* Gunfighter and gambler Doc Holliday
* Old West outlaw Johnny Ringo
* U.S. President Abraham Lincoln
* Civil War general and U.S. President Ulysses S. Grant
* U.S. President John F. Kennedy
* U.S. Secretary of State John Foster Dulles "

Make that SEVEN!!
Everyone has to Believe in Something and I b'lieve I'll join 'em ...

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 16, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Gimme Another Ol' Overholt! ...

https://youtu.be/pA0TBCnYww8

EXRED●Northumberland, England UK

Apr 17, 2020●1,466 Comments

1 bottle of IPA and a shot of black sabbath please

i will pay by card if you please.

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 17, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

pssst. Chance.

When fedex says "a pint" that's like a code ...

What she means is ...

https://youtu.be/UrwPE0Z07ug

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 17, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Let's get one thing perfectly understood, fedex ... (and the Rest of y'all) --

https://youtu.be/56duVYLsd4Q

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 17, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

HEY FEDEX!

I heard you're a Sister in a Sorority ...

Tappa Kegga Day

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Apr 17, 2020●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Hmmmm, I'll have a pint of bitter from the Prince of Wales (London)

only slight problem it doesn't travel well and has to be delivered by horse and cart

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 19, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Fedex has drawn the Perfect Pint from her "Pint"

for our esteemed barkeep --

https://youtu.be/B5UedfCySQk

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Apr 19, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Right You Are, Viv

We're in Lockdown all over the world. Might as well be ...

https://youtu.be/ue2-ZVxpVjc

bcjenny●somewhere in B.C., British Columbia Canada

Apr 19, 2020●51 Blogs●4,305 Comments

Hi Chancer it is early so a cup of hot chocolate would do it for me, thank you, a large cup please

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

Apr 19, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

Coming right up Jenny

And apologies for the delay zman, yours got stuck in traffic

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chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

May 20, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

What can i do you for?

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cryptorchid●Easton, Pennsylvania USA

May 20, 2020●43 Blogs●1,524 Comments

fish and chips

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

May 20, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

No fish here. Would smell up the bar.

bcjenny●somewhere in B.C., British Columbia Canada

May 20, 2020●51 Blogs●4,305 Comments

Chancer you ought to remember; One tall glass of buttermilk for me.................jenny

bcjenny●somewhere in B.C., British Columbia Canada

May 21, 2020●51 Blogs●4,305 Comments

Oh I forgot that I had asked for hot chocolate earlier so cancel that and go ahead with the hot coco .
Thank you bartender..............

chancer_returnsOP●Dublin, Ireland

May 21, 2020●118 Blogs●1,106 Comments

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Jul 30, 2020●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

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