Converting songs and things to metric...

America made a poor attempt to convert to metric in the 1970's and with the exception of tools and some engineered products, we switched back to the imperial system learned from England.
Last time I checked, America, Liberia and Myanmar were the only countries still measuring by feet and weighing by pounds. Thanks England for abandoning us!
It's time to set the record books straight.

Let's start with the 1967 song 98.6 by Keith.

From now it's "Hey 37C, it's good to have you back again... Oh hey 37C, her lovin' is the medicine that saved me..."

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There's a saying "Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes."

I'll fix that to be "Don't judge a man until you walk 1.6 kilometers in his shoes."
10 gallon cowboy hats will now be referred to as 0.379 cubic meter hats.

cowboy
Amazing fact that globally, TV's are sold by the inch.
Not any more... that 65" Samsung is now 1.651 meters!
The perfect woman's figure is 36-24-36
Now it's 914.1-609.6-914.1
Well, at least it doesn't change; 'Some Like it Hot', ( unless you want to quantify that temperature)
"I know you won't be satisfied, until you do it" laugh
"All That The USA Adopted Was"

"The 2 Liter Bottle Of Soda"................detective
On the other.....ruler... Santana's song 'Smooth' might start out....
"Well it's a hot one.
Like.... 17.78 centimeters.... from the midday sun"
Nope... I have to correct you... 90-60-90... That is what our "Beauty Zar" and the man that made us the country with the most beauty crowns around the world, says...

"Venezuela
The “big four” beauty pageants
Venezuela is the undisputed queen of the pageant world. In addition to seven Miss Universe titles, women from the South American country have won eight Miss International competitions, six Miss World titles, and two Miss Earths."
cheering
Remember the English rock band from the 70's, 10 CC's? Always thought their choice of their name sounded a lot better than the alternative....0.00264 US liquid Gallons.
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Metric systems aren't always Symmetric, nor are they clearly, nearly Asymmetric. Geometrical-Shapeshifters, they rule while unrully, yet usually can't form what is true without cruelty. Whether it be inches or feet or just yards, F the differences in terms of regards. Why not just simply learn both simple systems? Assist the poor victims,......then offer assistance. Lol JK.
To be fair, we have a foot (UK size 5-6) in both camps.

If I buy fabric off the roll I conceptualise width in imperial, but the length I request I calculate (and have to buy) in meters.

There's no way we're going to let go of our imperial measurement idioms, we re-frame 500ml as just over half a pint, but we're adept at comparing grocery prices in metric because it's easy to work in base 10.

I still haven't got over the swindle that was being told 2 1/2 pence change was the same as 6d change, mind. I was five years old, but even then I knew it wasn't me who had been hit with the stupid stick.
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