some old sayings my dad use to say...
Whore baitA*shole Pete
It don't take a scissor bell.
dirty pot licker
water the horse
I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I just figured out whore bait.
He would say, make hay while the sun is shining.
You make your bed, now lay in it.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Don't buy anything unless you can afford it (meaning no credit).
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You might be right. That is one I am not sure of myself.
It might be in reference to one intelligence too.
You father used to say that to you?....the crazier one?
I wonder what that Sargent meant when he said what he did.
You answer, "Nnn-n-no. Wha-what does that mean?"
She says, "Well, either I get what I'm here after, or you'll be here after I'm gone."
Sheesh! These women. They want it when they want it.
He paused, smiled and added, "Because if they were free, I wouldn't have to pay for them. You get it, lady?"
The lady gave him the one finger salute immediately.
A lady was selling cookies. They looked terrible.
What? A woman wraps her legs around a guy's head? Isn't that a 68?
The person is shocked, and says, "Oh, I didn't know that. And why is that?"
I answer, "Because, you see these three fingers? These three fingers I'm holding out are my three fingers. He can only play guitar with his own fingers."
Oh well, I tried to make it funny.
Late that night or very early morning, after all that work, whew!
He takes a shower.
In the shower, he's so proud he went that many times with the lady, that he pounds his chest and yells out loud, "Ha ha! I hammered it! I'm Thor! I'm Mighty Thor! I'm Thor! I'm mighty Thor!"
The lady awakes from all his yelling, knocks on the bathroom door and shouts, "Hey, I'm sore too! But you don't see me shouting all about it! Sheesh!"
Okay Robert, I should go...I don't want to miss my Rambo movie I have only watched 20,000 times.
It is actually getting late here.
Take care friend...stay safe.
good night/all
And no, that wasn't me doing the Thor shouting.
Good night... see you next time.