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I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
> Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc:
> 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
> The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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Comments (8)

Bnaughty
Yeah, I don´t get it
You must have a heart murmur!laugh
smitten heart wings lips
Morris's heart's doing Great! heart beating

He needs an ote ... ota ... oet ... confused ... EAR DOCTOR!

cheers

cowboy
namaron
Heh Jim

"I Left A Message Here Before"

"How Come It's Gone?"

"Did You Erase It?"..................................detective
namaron
"Youve Got Me Blocked"

"So I Guess Youve Erased It"

"No Problem...I Will Survive".........................detective
It looks like he will die happy.
Gentlejim
Nam, I did not block you!

I just checked. The last person I blocked was in 2016 and it wasn't you!

You are my friend!

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