Ok. This could be fun lol

Add you own punchline for this cartoon. laugh

My first one is;

"Whose dumb idea was it to send all the king's horses ?
A doctor, or veterinarian, or even someone with crazy glue would have been helpful !"

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Leave out the raw egg today, if you don't mind.
"Oh man, it was horrible, my thoughts are still scrambled."
Lots of fun so far. rolling on the floor laughing
Eggsactly. tongue dancing
... "Could be worse. How's yourself?"

Side bar "bar" joke ...

The bartender sez, "Sorry, we don't serve time travellers."

These two time travellers walk into a bar.

cowboy
"That's when she whacked me, when I told the chicken, that I came first"
"I was minding my own business, when someone from ICE pushed me off the wall into Mexico."
"I was minding my own business, when someone from ICE pushed me off the wall into Mexico."

Now you are an eggicano (not Mexicano). laugh
Viva eggicano ! head banger
"Sure, I had a bad day. But, I can still count my blessings.
At least I'm not mentioned in that new John Bolton book."
I have been looking at this photo and he looks like he wanted to sit on a wall but he might fall .
It appears that he did fall, and is attempting to kill the pain with alcohol.
The best thing to do , given the situation .
As long as he doesn't get...fried. laugh
He is put together again with band-aid and ice pack.

A shot of whisky to numb the pain. banana
If he get fried they would eat his troubles away .
Then, he might be......consumed with pain. grin
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