Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden

Jul 2020

1,209 Views

37 Comments

I’d like to get a lover

Previous experience required.

Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?

Post Comment

Comments (37)

online today!

CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland

Jul 3, 2020●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments

You can have mine

He's bloody useless

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 3, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

Takes two.

Report

online today!

CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland

Jul 3, 2020●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments

not a tall

Report

Melody1671●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Jul 3, 2020●22 Blogs●732 Comments

I don't want to get a lover... I want to get a "LOVE"... A forever love...

Report

JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA

Jul 3, 2020●1,965 Blogs●11,843 Comments

Perhaps if you use more characters for the blog, you get more characters to respond ?

Report

Amicablesmiles●Belize, Belize

Jul 3, 2020●5 Blogs●256 Comments

"I’d like to get a lover."

Too bad one is hard to find.

I feel like a RIPE tomato.

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 4, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

Ripe tomatoes are delicious, Amicable :)

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 4, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

Lover and love don't exclude each other, Melody.

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 4, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

What if I could say what I want to say with fewer characters, Jim? There could be a point if I get paid per each dozen, but alas I do it for free.

Thus, short and sweet :)

Report

robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain

Jul 4, 2020●10 Blogs●771 Comments

#10

Lover for hire.

Over 60 but no pot-belly

Lot’s of experience

All parts working fine

No debts, no depression, no altzheimer,

Loves loving and being loved!

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 4, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#11

Sounds wonderful, Robby. But why hasn't no one lifted him off the market already? What's the catch?

Report

robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain

Jul 4, 2020●10 Blogs●771 Comments

#12

Haaaa Tulefell....well he was off the market for a while, but now he is being dangled out there again....

‘Here fishy fishy...here fishy fishy’......

Report

lovecanbereal●Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Jul 4, 2020●18 Blogs●2,767 Comments

#13

Love in the age of Covid,
What's become of Cupid?...

Report

robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain

Jul 4, 2020●10 Blogs●771 Comments

#14

@lovecanbereal ...he’s gone online!

*hey...2 ‘reals’ on the same blog...is there space for us both?

Report

lovecanbereal●Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Jul 4, 2020●18 Blogs●2,767 Comments

#15

Hopefully, although the blog would require some female input at this point...

Report

AI_1984●Pueblo del Mar, Murcia Spain

Jul 4, 2020●212 Comments

#16

Melody, yo tambien!

Report

AmpleCurves●Hillsdale, Michigan USA

Jul 4, 2020●102 Comments

#17

Be careful what you ask for on here.

Report

robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain

Jul 4, 2020●10 Blogs●771 Comments

#18

Why ample?

Report

online today!

CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland

Jul 4, 2020●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments

#19

True Tule

but you did say lover and not love.

So Robby, how much an hour?
do you give discounts to friends

lol

Nice seeing you again

Report

robbyreal●Playa Flamenca, Valencia Spain

Jul 4, 2020●10 Blogs●771 Comments

#20

Free for you Itchy....errr...I mean Celtic

Nice to be ( kind of ) back

Report

online today!

CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland

Jul 4, 2020●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments

#21

Ah" but are you Covid free also

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 5, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#22

I assumed that "lover" origins from "love", Celtic. It does so in Swedish and in Russian. But must be different in English.

Report

online today!

CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland

Jul 5, 2020●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments

#23

Though both can found in one, I do think both differ....

In my books if someone is looking for a lover, their looking to share their bedroom only...
but when looking for love, their looking to share their life with, instead

JMO.

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 5, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#24

Looks like we read different books, Celtic :)

Report

online today!

CelticWitch64●Galway, Ireland

Jul 5, 2020●66 Blogs●1,852 Comments

#25

It is possible Tule I may of read my book upside down

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 5, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#26

I wouldn't know, Celtic. But why not, if you like it this way?

Report

ashlander●In God's Hands, Oregon USA

Jul 5, 2020●3,804 Comments

#27

I assumed that "lover" origins from "love". It does so in Swedish and in Russian.
But must be different in English.
Origin is LOVE.

in English too.

Report

ashlander●In God's Hands, Oregon USA

Jul 5, 2020●3,804 Comments

#28

I’d like to get a lover(by Tulefell)
Previous experience required.

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 6, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#29

Thanks, Ash! Glad to learn that my variation of English isn't entirely off from the mainstream

Report

doesdare2●County, Dublin Ireland

Jul 6, 2020●106 Comments

#30

It's all about the underlying meaning of the word when used in certain circumstances, the evolved meaning.
It appears that meanings may differ in regions or countries.

For example
In a formal setting you might ask someone 'how is your husband / wife'
In a casual setting you might ask someone 'how is the love of your life'

But you would never ask someone 'how is your lover' (except maybe lads having the crack in a pub)
It would be considered rude and too personal to say lover, because of the underlying connotation.

This would be the case in my experience, it's possible that it's not even nationwide.

So here, if someone said they wanted to take a lover, it would only mean one thing.

When in Rome, I suppose.

Report

JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA

Jul 6, 2020●1,965 Blogs●11,843 Comments

#31

T - This may shock you. But most of America and the world is nothing like Hollywood.

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 6, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#32

I'm truly shocked, Jim :)

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 6, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#33

I's suspecting, Cheesy, for a while now, that you make your living by translating from Normative to Foul. Is it so?

Report

doesdare2●County, Dublin Ireland

Jul 6, 2020●106 Comments

#34

Normally I would advise someone to play hard to get, but I think it's too late for that.

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 6, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#35

Normally, I don't see anyone needing your advice, Doe.

Report

ashlander●In God's Hands, Oregon USA

Jul 6, 2020●3,804 Comments

#36

Me too.

Report

TulefellOP●Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden

Jul 6, 2020●40 Blogs●334 Comments

#37

Cheers, Ash :)

Report

Top of Page

Post Comment - Let others know what you think about this Blog.

More Blogs... Read Next

THE GIMP

Do you want to write your best book ever?

But each day, when she walks to the sea...

IRAN'S REVENGE. A GESTURE.

It the culture dummy.

The sky is falling... The sky is falling...

More Blogs

Meet the Author of this Blog

Tulefell

Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden

Glamourous leggy blonde in a wheelchair with IQ minus 34:

160, 58, B

High maintenance, adventurous, addictive, ignorant, nonchalant, vain, been, been, heard, been told that more than once, done, heard this one too, done that one too. Shopping, [read more]

About this Blog

by Tulefell

created Jul 2020

in Comedy Blogs

1,209 Views

37 Comments

Last Viewed: 9 hrs ago

Last Commented: Jul 2020

Tulefell has 40 other Blogs

Tulefell Blogs (40)

Four seasons

Crocus

Who is next?

Ekaterina Duntsova – the next president of RF?

The missing piece

Hindsight

People against Putin's army of cybermonkeys

Fifth item. What to do?

Coronavirus knows your political preferences :)

Damsel in distress

ORBITUARY

Set for happiness

Just another Sunday

Why COVID-19 is much worse than flu

Emotional

Most useful things in your household…

Return

Another day on the sea

I’m on

Disappointment

More Blogs by Tulefell

Feeling Creative?

Create a Blog

Post Comment back to top

Report Blogs that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the Blog Abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to Report Blog Abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).

I’d like to get a lover

Comments (37)

More Blogs... Read Next

Tulefell

About this Blog

Tulefell Blogs (40)

Like this Blog?

Feeling Creative?

Would YOU like to post a blog on Connecting Singles?

About

Support

Follow Us