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> >> A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the
> >> halls in a nursing home.
> >>
> >> As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."
> >>
> >> She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him,
> >> she said, "Supersex."
> >>
> >> He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the
> >> soup."

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."

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