~Discretionary Advisory: This blog may be disturbing to some readers. Maybe.~
Coming attraction trailer promo showing in a theatre before featured movie begins:
"'SCAMMERS! The Movie' is back, in a new 2020 version remake, or something like that. This time in 3-D! Yeah, some new gadget, so we can charge you more and make you wear them big silly glasses that make you dizzy and make the movie look out of focus."
"21st Censored Pictures presents 'Scammers! The Movie, in 3-D!" (dramatic music here)
"Beware, be wary!
Aaarrrrgh! Incredible drama, crazy love, insane laughter, some insane people too. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll complain, you'll offend and be offended."
"You'll see people remove their website profiles or hide them due to scammers or just because. Then, they'll quietly return later, sometimes with a different name."
"You'll witness Scammers in 3-D! With this effect, you'll think you're actually seeing them reach out of the screen for your wallet or purse! Others may reach out to grab your arzz!."
"Don't dare chat, reveal your email or send money to them scammers, No! 'Cause then, they will capture your mind, your heart and make you want them."
"See as one lady tries to resist, "Help, I'm chatting with a Scammer, he starts every sentence with 'Am' instead of saying 'I am'. Arrrghhhh! He's sending me signals, controlling my mind. He's very demanding. I've got to send him money, now! I, I just can't help it!"
"Scammers! The Movie, in 3-D!"
"Watch as one man cries, "I tried everything to get rid of them, but they wont go away. I called the local Pest Control to spray my computer with chemicals, but the scammers did not go away. My dog even lifted his leg and sprinkled the computer, but the scammers persist. Eeegad, what more can I do?"
"Aside from scammers, see as another lady reads the greatly influential political blogs. "What? Biden did what? Oh heck, I'm voting for Trump then. Wait, another blog says Trump did, what? Oh, I change my mind, I'm voting for Biden then. But, but another blog says both candidates are, huh? What? Oh no! What do I do now? Please, paid and volunteer political campaigners on the blogs, make up my mind, will ya? Who do I vote for? Tell me, please! Arrggghhhh!" (dramatic music again)
"See the many beautiful fashion model pictures used on some Scammer profiles, men and women, and many claim to have Master's Degrees or PhD's in edumucation and/or in opening beer bottles with their teeth."
"Some Scammers may write and tell you how wonderful you look, even though you have no picture on your profile or you may have a picture of your dog or cat instead. Or you may have just a big picture of your eyeball."
"Oh, and watch out for those good angle, bad angle profile pictures. The good angle attracts you to click on their thumbnail picture, but the bad angle makes you quickly click back and look away. Yikes! Like a bad glare in your eyes. Whew!"
"See the profiles of those who have every darn bad habit on the planet and could care less about their health, and yet seek a physically fit, no-bad habits, health conscience, wealthy, fashion model-like, virgin partner?" (hmm, what's that got to do with scammers?)
"Yes, there is so much more to see here (and ignore), and this time in 3-D! But to make a short story long .."
"Watch 'Scammers! The Movie, in 3-D' for yourself!
It's coming this Fall to select theatres near you. And at a fewer other select theatres, it will be presented in BG, bad grammar mode."
Person in audience that feels offended by the BG remark, shouts at screen, "Ah, stupit mobie dat is! Make fun uh bad grammur guy lik me. Well, F*** you, grammur freak jerks! Like ef they so DARN perfect. Huh!" (wow, he sure knew how to say them cuss words correctly)(Blog concludes in comments section)