Kids say the darndest things...
...As do fake teachers. I remember, when I was a real, certified educator, actually working in classrooms/laboratories, the tougher days of one of my male charges. The scrawniest kid in the school, with a squeeky voice to boot, and no facial hair to match. Nice kid, but also not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He was hurting, with few assets, barely surviving, among all those mean HS bullies.His last name was Baytor. As in these private schools, boys were addressed with the title.'Master', followed by their last name. You can all do the math.
Soon the wise arse jock types took to asking me, of course at 75 decibels, always in front of the class, with that smirk y grin, "Mr. Vierk, have you seen the masterbater today?"
True story. Took me a while to try to hide my own smile.
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You are the type dispised by professionals in education, you should be too ashamed to show your face.
As long as the vocabulary isn't to forced and stilted, and intended to impress. And in the day, to get the ears boxed as a kid, by toughs on the school grounds..