I haven't heard a good 5G conspiracy theory in a while...

With all the politics going on, it's been months now. Surprisingly one came along this week. Get this... 5G microchips are in the new covid-19 vaccine. I don't know what they are supposed to do but the whole idea is verrrrry cool... ya think?

My question: Are the batteries included in the booster shots 3 weeks later?
I won't tell the source but someone already warned me about taking the covid-19 vaccine because of this and I thought about the difficulty of administering an injection of just one (invisible to the naked eye) microchip per person from a vile that contains enough shots for 30 injections.

How is this impossible feat accomplished?

Are the chips floating in suspension or does the bottle require constant shaking, just like the Sherwin Williams paint we buy from the hardware store?



(blog category: comedy as it doesn't qualify for medicine, health or technology)